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1. Public Bookmark 11

   Wear Out That Microwave! by SchrodingersJigsaw

   Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   25 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Luke Nukem/Reader
   • Luke Nukem/Player Character
   • Luke Nukem
   • Reader
   • Player Character (Date Everything!)
   • Sexual Overstimulation
   • That boy WHIMPERS and he's LOUD
   • Praise Kink
   • Biting
   • Begging
   • Idc how much brevado he has in game
   • im making that microwave cry
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Post-Realization (Date Everything!)
   • his dialogue kinda matches pre realization but shhh its fine
   • Hes so. fucking stupid. i need him
   • excessive kissing
   • Implied Masochism

   Summary

   Even after realization, Luke has a hard time sleeping. You think of a way to tire out your twitchy insomniac of a microwave.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,883

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   7

   Kudos:

   111

   Bookmarks:

   11

   Hits:

   954

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   05 Jul 2026

2. Public Bookmark 11

   Scrub-a-Dub (And Nothing Else, Probably) by Chexie

   Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Other
   • Complete Work

   02 Oct 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Luke Nukem/Reader
   • Luke Nukem/Player Character
   • Luke Nukem
   • Player Character (Date Everything!)
   • Brief Jerry mention
   • Teasing
   • Homeowner has depression but it's not a major factor
   • Coming Untouched
   • Coming in Pants
   • The inherent eroticism of cleaning your microwave
   • Gender-Neutral Reader-Insert
   • Don't microwave eggs kids
   • Kinktober 2025
   • No Betas we Die like Chappy

   Summary

   A while back you noticed that Luke had certain... sensitivities within his Chassis.

   Unrelated: You decided that today is a great day to clean Luke's Chassis. Especially while being Directly Acknowledged. Important to get input.

   Kinktober 2025 ~ Day 2 ~ Coming Untouched

   Series

   • Part 2 of DE!/Reader Kinktober 2025

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   925

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   2

   Kudos:

   112

   Bookmarks:

   11

   Hits:

   1,159

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   05 Jul 2026

3. Public Bookmark 61

   Hank 3's Fantastical Adventures in Bottoming by cheeseyblue

   Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, Multi
   • Complete Work

   14 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • The Hanks/The Hanks (Date Everything!)
   • The Hanks (Date Everything!)
   • Hank 1 (Date Everything!)
   • Hank 2 (Date Everything!)
   • Hank 3 (Date Everything!)
   • Hank 4 (Date Everything!)
   • Hank 5 (Date Everything!)
   • First Time Bottoming
   • Bottom Hank 3
   • Switch Hank 3 also
   • All the Hanks are switches now
   • Enthusiastic Consent
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Dynamic Discussion
   • The prologue is mostly them discussing H3nk bottoming
   • Hank 3 is a Whiner
   • can I get an amen
   • Hank 4 is also a whiner
   • Post-Realization (Date Everything!)
   • Spoilers for Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • very kinky
   • Like super mega kinky
   • these boys fuck
   • But also super cute??
   • I'm Bad at Tagging
   • I'm Bad at Summaries
   • Polyamory
   • Each chapter focuses on individual pairs tho
   • Anal Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Praise Kink
   • Hank 3 Has a Praise Kink
   • Rough Sex
   • Oral Sex
   • Clothed Sex
   • I Love The Hanks
   • No Beta Reader We Die Like Chappy
   • Crying During Sex
   • Blowjobs
   • Desk Sex
   • Orgasm Denial
   • Orgasm Edging
   • Multiple Orgasms
   • Creampie
   • Shower Sex
   • Puppy Play
   • Dom bottom
   • sub top
   • dom top
   • Everybody swaps dynamics at one point or another idk

   Summary

   Hank 3, in his experience, always had a specific role to fill-that of the flirty and often dominant pants hanger-and this did NOT change after Realization.
   He still blew kisses at pretty ladies that smiled at him as he walked down the street, still winked at the nurses and doctors at the hospital as he made his rounds, still sexted the everloving DAYLIGHTS out of his boyfriends and their House Homie.
   Still topped each and every one of his boyfriends, which led him to this exact moment, on this exact day, with exactly 65% confidence.

    
   "You…"

   "Wanna bottom?"

   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

   Hank 3 bottoms for his boyfriends for the first time and really, REALLY vibes with it. Like a lot. Like WAY too much, even. RIP to the days where he was laying pipe...

   Series

   • Part 1 of The Hanks' Various Escapades in Romance and Humanhood - (Date Everything)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   22,356

   Chapters:

   5/5

   Comments:

   124

   Kudos:

   388

   Bookmarks:

   61

   Hits:

   6,272

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   02 Jul 2026

4. Public Bookmark 19

   A Sweltering Heat, Even In Winter by milkmustache64

   Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi, Other
   • Complete Work

   30 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • The Hanks (Date Everything!)/Reader
   • The Hanks/The Hanks (Date Everything!)
   • The Hanks/Player Character (Date Everything!)
   • Hank 3 (Date Everything!)/Reader
   • Hank 5 (Date Everything!)/Reader
   • Hank 2 (Date Everything!)/Reader
   • Hank 4 (Date Everything!)/Reader
   • Hank 1 (Date Everything!)/Reader
   • The Hanks (Date Everything!)
   • Hank 3 (Date Everything!)
   • Hank 5 (Date Everything!)
   • Hank 4 (Date Everything!)
   • Hank 2 (Date Everything!)
   • Hank 1 (Date Everything!)
   • You
   • Player Character (Date Everything!)
   • Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
   • Omega Verse
   • Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
   • Alpha/Omega
   • Gangbang
   • Hank/Hank/Hank/Hank/Hank - Freeform
   • Hank/Hank/Hank/Hank/Hank/You - Freeform
   • Knotting
   • Mating Cycles/In Heat
   • Rutting
   • Multiple Orgasms
   • Like a TON of orgasms
   • too many - Freeform
   • Sexual Overstimulation
   • Puppy Play
   • Puppy!Hanks
   • Puppy!Reader
   • Everyone is a dog hybrid
   • Because it makes a/b/o more fun!
   • Kinda cringe but yk what im free
   • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
   • Safewords
   • Come Eating
   • Breeding Kink
   • Breeding
   • A TON of breeding
   • AFAB | Assigned Female at Birth Reader-Insert
   • no gendered language used
   • SO MUCH CUM IM SORRY
   • The Hanks are so Dumb
   • Scenting

   Summary

   Your alphas help you through your heat.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   4,258

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   3

   Kudos:

   170

   Bookmarks:

   19

   Hits:

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   02 Jul 2026

5. Public Bookmark 7

   Torn Between a Couple by Chexie

   Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, Other
   • Complete Work

   03 Oct 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Dirk Deveraux | Clarence/Harper (Date Everything!)/Reader
   • Dirk Deveraux | Clarence/Harper/Player Character (Date Everything!)
   • Dirk Deveraux | Clarence (Date Everything!)/Reader
   • Dirk Deveraux | Clarence/Player Character (Date Everything!)
   • Harper (Date Everything!)/Reader
   • Harper/Player Character (Date Everything!)
   • Dirk Deveraux | Clarence (Date Everything!)
   • Harper (Date Everything!)
   • Player Character (Date Everything!)
   • Threesome
   • Threesome - F/M/Other
   • Gender-Neutral Reader-Insert
   • Cunnilingus
   • Vaginal or Anal sex
   • depending on how you view the PC's 'entrance'
   • Canon Typical Dirk and Harper Bullshit
   • Dumbification
   • They aren't awesome but they love you and you're pretty sure you love them
   • No Betas we Die like Chappy
   • Kinktober 2025
   • Probably a little bit OOC

   Summary

   In an absolute comedy of errors your dirty laundry and the basket he inhabited had gotten you confused for some kind of therapist. Unfortunately, all correcting them did was paint a proverbial target on your head.

   But, hey- you're the one thing they can agree on. Kinda. It had to count for something.

   Kinktober 2025 ~ Day 3 ~ Threesome

   Series

   • Part 3 of DE!/Reader Kinktober 2025

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,333

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   3

   Kudos:

   67

   Bookmarks:

   7

   Hits:

   968

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   01 Jul 2026