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    When Crowley discovers that both he and his flatmate, Aziraphale, enjoy spending quality time naked in their flat, he’s rather proud of himself for coming up with an arrangement he thinks will suit both their needs. After all, they’re adults. They can handle a bit of casual nudity…right?

    Written for r/GoodOmensAfterDark's Streak Week, a celebration of gratuitous nudity.

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    11 Nov 2025

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  3. Public Bookmark 75

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    The thought occurred to him, as so many great thoughts did, in the shower.
    It was quite strange. He had always assumed that such discoveries would come in the form of great revelations at pivotal moments in life, accompanied by appropriate background music and, perhaps, a well-choreographed song and dance if life was feeling fancy. Assumed that it would be part of a greater narrative which would inevitably lead to some sort of conclusion. A satisfying ending to a story arch.
    But there was no music, no song, no dancing, no greater narrative. Just a regular shower on a regular Monday as he got ready to open the bookshop for the day.
    Life wasn't a story, after all, and as the water poured down on him and the hot steam fogged up the mirror above the sink, he realised, with no warning or preamble, that he was, in fact, a he.
    Oh.
    It was a patient thought. Calm. It sat in his mind, quite still and almost unobtrusive, if it wasn't for its persistence, its alien shape and nature, its gentle pulsing like a beating heart. It was impossible to ignore. And the thing was, he didn't want to ignore it.
    I am a man.

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    Aziraphale just moved into a new apartment complex, looking for the laundry room. She hears a voice that leads her to the said room, and she finds a red head, ears deep in headphones, singing a song.

    In Crowley's defense, the person who just walked in looked positively angelic. Angels often say, "Fear not!" But when you're a demonic gay panic disaster like her, can't really help but run away.

    It's a very short comic!

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    30 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 13

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    Remember that one plot arc where Cass was turned into a tiny kitten?

    And instead of changing himself back right away, took Balthazar’s mostly joking advice of using it as a holiday?

    That was my favourite arc, so I'm posting my collection of screencaps bit-by-bit.

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