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Stupid Canadian Wolf bird... Wait No, That's a Russian Werewolf by Ineffable_Rivalry (I_Ineffable_Idiot_t)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
26 Jan 2026
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The glint of metal caught his eye and he looked down then froze at the golden crucifix hanging from the creatures neck. He knew that necklace, and he realized why the wolf felt familiar. He knew those eyes.
“... Ilya…?” he whispered, it sounded stupid even to his own ears, but the way his husband had disappeared? The fact that this wolf had his eyes and his mother’s necklace? It had to be.
The wolf, Ilya, nodded. Once, hesitant. Another soft whine.Or...
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I Can't Trust The Fall by Ineffable_Rivalry (I_Ineffable_Idiot_t)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Dec 2024
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Before the little apocalypse that couldn't, before the bookshop in Soho, before the Arrangement, there was a garden. Inside were two humans, a snake (really only in shape), and an angel. Oh, and an apple. It’s the beginning of everything, really, when it all went down like a lead balloon—I mean, someone had to say it.
Or: A kind of reimagining of the Garden of Eden that gives us a little glimpse into the seven days between creation and that moment on the wall.
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(Re)Found Family by Ineffable_Rivalry (I_Ineffable_Idiot_t)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
31 Dec 2023
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Warlock knew four things. One, They were in Soho. Two, they needed to get back to the room they were renting. Three, they had no idea how to get back. Four, their phone was dead and they had a cord but not a battery pack. Maybe they could ask one of the shop owners if they could plug in their phone in their shop? Yeah, that seemed like a good plan.
Or: Warlock gets lost in Soho and goes into one A.Z. Fell & Co. and ends up with an unexpected reunion.
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Sam asks Gabriel something and it doesn't go as planned. What now?
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Sam is outnumbered on a solo hunt. What he thought was just gonna be a vamp or two turns out to be an entire nest and he gets turned. How will his brother and boyfriend react? Looks like you’ll have to read to find out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry man dems da rules
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- Part 1 of Tainted blood
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Tainted blood by I_Ineffable_Idiot_t, Ineffable_Rivalry (I_Ineffable_Idiot_t)
Fandom Supernatural
09 Feb 2022
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It starts, as many things do, slowly. He quietly stops seeing Galina. He lies about taking his medication. The medication hasn’t been helping anyway. Then it’s Shane noticing he isn’t doing well, and begging Ilya to talk to him. There is nothing to say.
Objectively, everything is fine. His life is amazing. He’s married to the love of his life, they play for the same hockey team, they don’t have to hide their love anymore. They have a dog and a place that is home. He has a family with Shane and his parents. He has friends with the centaurs and Svetlana. On paper, his life is amazing.
The thought definitively doesn’t help the guilt he feels when he holds the handful of painkillers.
Or: Ilya commits suicide. But when he dies, he finds himself as a ghost and is forced to watch Shane grapple with his death.
Bookmarked by Ineffable_Rivalry (I_Ineffable_Idiot_t)
28 Apr 2026
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“My mother, she –” his voice shook, but he continued, “I had a dream about her. Just now. She – she told me something. That if I have letters to write, I have reasons to stay. And I – blyat’ – I’d have so many letters to write.”
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Ilya attempts writing a "just-in-case" suicide letter to Shane, and then passes out for 16 hours where he has a very vivid dream about his mother. Shane finds Ilya's letter first, and then him passed out on the bed and (validly) assumes the worst. Happy ending though. I promise 🫶🏻
Bookmarked by Ineffable_Rivalry (I_Ineffable_Idiot_t)
20 Apr 2026
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Love You Out Loud by ItsSoLine
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 Dec 2025
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Shane never thought he would find a love stronger than his love for hockey... Then he met Ilya Rozanov. An incident taught him that it was important to love Ilya out loud.
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- Part 3 of Boston Boyfriends
Bookmarked by Ineffable_Rivalry (I_Ineffable_Idiot_t)
25 Feb 2026
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The next direct flight from Montreal to Moscow leaves around five a.m. He looks up at the clock in the top corner of his phone screen, thinking. It's close eleven now. Ilya must still be on Boston time if he's up that early. He hits "add to cart" before he can stop himself and the next thing he knows, he's got a flight confirmation code in his email.
OR : Shane goes to Russia for Ilya's father's funeral. And the Russian confession is said to his face instead of over the phone.
Bookmarked by Ineffable_Rivalry (I_Ineffable_Idiot_t)
25 Feb 2026
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Operation: How Gay Can We Go? by CaptainKitler
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
24 Feb 2026
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What if the video never leaked and their relationship was still a secret when Shane joined the Ottawa Centaurs? The team wait in anticipation for Rozanov's reaction to his career-long rival joining their team... but wait a minute, they're jumping into each other's arms, giggling like a couple of schoolgirls?
Aka 5 times Ilya and Shane’s 'friendship' seems really gay and the 1 time everyone realises it’s been actually gay the whole time.
Cue the Ottawa Centaurs being absolutely clueless, the Montreal Metros mourning the loss of their best player, and the Centaur WAG's (+Harris) being absolutely done with their ignorant partners.
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Bookmarked by Ineffable_Rivalry (I_Ineffable_Idiot_t)
25 Feb 2026