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    Good Luck to You, Rio Vidal by

    Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)  

    05 Jan 2025

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    “I’ve never had an orgasm. There are nuns out there with more sexual experience than me, it’s embarrassing.”

    Widow Agatha Harkness decides to take a risk, and falls into a journey of self-discovery, spurred by one sex worker, Rio Vidal.

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    25 Sep 2025

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    Heart of Oak by

    Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)  

    01 Oct 2025

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    “Lieutenant Vidal, you have yet to meet our new surgeon.” Past him, stands the woman Rio noticed on the beach the night before.

    “Doctor Harkness changed ships to continue with us. She’ll lead the scientific research of our expedition.”

    Rio nods to the woman “Welcome aboard, doctor. I hope you will find our lot a more interesting study than the Philemon’s crew.”

    A furtive smile dances on the doctor’s lips and Rio immediately wants to see it again.

     

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    On the far end of the world, crossing a boundless ocean, Lieutenant Rio Vidal tries to keep peace among her crew when a strange parasite takes root aboard.

    OR
    The naval AU nobody asked for

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    23 Sep 2025

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    Soccer Moms by

    Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)  

    13 Oct 2025

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    Agatha discovers why Rio always wants her to come to soccer practice to watch her coach the youth teams, it may have something to do with some handsy soccer moms getting a bit too close.

    One shot cute family fic feat jealous Agatha!

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    22 Jul 2025

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    Between the Flames and Her Eyes by

    Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)  

    15 Aug 2025

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    Agatha Harkness was supposed to finish her book, not get carried out of a burning building by a hot firefighter on a random Sunday night.
    Now she’s stuck in a hospital bed with a busted arm, no apartment, and Rio Vidal, her life saving firefighter, who's annoyingly charming, offering her a place to stay.
    She really should say no.
    (She doesn’t.)

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    famous author Agatha Harkness accidentally forced into a situation where she has to stay with the sexy strong firefighter who saved her life. Whatever could happen?

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    20 Jul 2025

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    guilty as sin by

    Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)  

    08 Jun 2025

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    When Rio, America’s First Daughter, and Agatha, Britain’s Beloved Princess, get forced into a PR stunt to play nice, their fake friendship takes a very real (and very gay) turn. One that could shake two nations and completely rewrite the rules of love.

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    25 Apr 2025