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The Agnes Archives by I_defy_categorization
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
10 Dec 2025
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Agnes Montague was almost used to those sticky tendrils that had been wrapped around her body for so long. The feeling of The Web tying her to that house was unpleasant, to be sure, but a familiar sensation. Loosely draped around her chest, they had been there for so long she almost forgot they existed sometimes, especially when her mind was much more consumed with the rather baffling man that was Jack Barnabus.
At least, until the moment they began to pull her life out by her throat.
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Statement of Martin Spooky by I_defy_categorization
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
17 Nov 2025
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Jonathan Sims wasn’t stupid.
He wasn’t! No matter what Georgie would say about him, with that annoyingly fond roll of her eyes. That’s why he was here, at an abandoned house in the middle of the night. Right.
He just had . . . a hunch. And he really didn’t want to deal with the teasing that would come with the admission that yes, Jonathan Sims, famed paranormal skepticist, had had an encounter someone might even call “spooky.”
(In which Jon is stupid and Martin is a spooky ghost. Happy Halloween!)
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How To Successfully Navigate Your Workplace Crush by I_defy_categorization
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
31 Oct 2025
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Once he had closed the door behind him, Martin walked stiffly to his desk. He wasn’t going to get much work done though. Instead, he sat down, and put his face in his hands with a groan.
“Ridiculous,” he muttered to himself, “I’m ridiculous. How in the world am I supposed to work with him when a little ‘thank you’ just about ruins me. . .”
(Thankfully Tim is here to offer his extremely helpful advice on how to navigate his crush)
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Jonathan Sims has green eyes.
They didn't used to be green.
(In which Jon struggles with some of the changes to his body due to becoming The Archivist)
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Lost In The Fog (And Found Again) by I_defy_categorization
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
29 Sep 2025
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One moment, he was holding Jon’s hand, focusing on that small bit of warmth, and the next, he was alone in the swirling fog.
And he was afraid.
“You know, I never thought someone could be scared of their own domain. . . Though you definitely are a unique circumstance. . .” A voice came through the fog, and he looked around sharply, not seeing anyone. Then the figure stepped through the mist and he relaxed.
Martin stood there, his face placid and calm, green eyes steady even as the wind pulsed through his black locks of hair. The thing that pretended to be Martin let out a sigh, giving him a soft smile.
“Hmm. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised you’re here. . . It is . . . good to see you again.”
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Jon, who was towering over him, his face just eyes and if Martin had the strength, he'd jerked himself free. But maybe he didn't want that, maybe he wanted Jon's hands on him. Nails dark with blood and rough against his hair as he smoothed it out of Martin's sweaty forehead.
"Thank you," Jon murmured and Martin shuddered. Out of horror? Pleasure? Jon sounded so fond, it made his insides flutter.
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Six months after Martin's life fell apart and there's no reason to pick up the pieces.
Six months after the Unknowing and suddenly Jon tries to force his way back into Martin's life. Starting with his dreams.Bookmarked by I_defy_categorization
13 Dec 2025
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The path to escaping the Beholding is a drastic one, but it's between that and causing the apocalypse. Jon chooses the lesser of two evils.
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08 Dec 2025
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Bill Cipher has not been doing well in theraprism.
In fact, he's made such little progress that The Axolotl is no longer sure if he can be redeemed.
Bill is given one last chance: return to Gravity Falls to make amends with the Pines family and prove he can change or be permanently erased from the fabric of the universe.
He jumps at the opportunity, confident he can find a way out of his agreement, but with the Pines keeping so close an eye on him, will he succeed? Or will his new human condition bring about a change of heart he hadn't anticipated?Alternatively:
The Pines try to teach a trillion year old dream demon about love and empathy.As of right now, I’m updating this every other Sunday. If you want to know about any delays, early updates, or to come interact and check out some cool fanart, you can find me here!
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03 Dec 2025
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(Minor) SPOILERS FOR MAG 161!!!
Jon gets replaced by the Not!Them. Life goes on.
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05 Dec 2025
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Once, Jon read one of the books his Grandma brought for him. It had been a horror book, a pretty scary one at that. Something about vampires. It didn’t sound that scary, but Jon had multiple sleepless nights after that. He just couldn’t put it away, too filled with his stupid fascination.
When Grandma had found the book hidden under his mattress, she had scolded him for reading something so out of his age range, then assured him that it was just a story with no ties to reality. Books couldn’t hurt you, no matter how scared it might make you, she had said.
And Jon had believed her.
He concluded after reading about Mr. Spider, that she probably hadn’t meant to lie to him, she had simply told him what she believed to be the truth, no matter how wrong it really was.
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The road to avatarhood is long, but maybe having support there to guide him will make it just a bit less painful for Jon.
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18 Nov 2025