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"Oh, shoosh, Lance, it's an easy mission, you'll be fine," Keith rolled his eyes, slinging a satchel full of rations, and other miscellaneous materials in case of emergency over his shoulder as he walked into his ship's hangar.
"Shoosh yourself, Mullet, I'm not risking getting stranded on a random planet without the necessary means of survival!" Lance retaliated, pushing his strength on either side of an overflowing duffel bag, squeezing it, or at least attempting to, between his legs.
"It's an overnight mission. We're collecting a flower, Lance. What could go wrong?" Keith tightened the strap and stopped to momentarily lean against a wall, arms crossing over his chest.
"Shut up and come help me close this bag!"
"Whatever."
It will take only mere hours for Keith to take his words, shove them in a blender, zoosh them into oblivion, and swallow them back down.
Because, there are actually many, many things that could go wrong.
Oh, so terribly wrong.***
Alternatively: the Red and Blue paladins of Voltron find themselves stranded on a planet they have yet to discover. Shenanigans (good and bad) ensue.
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Those who sick together, stick together by I_make_bad_decisions
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
11 Jan 2025
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Keith doesn't get sick- like - ever.
So when he nearly passes out while training, and nearly hacks up a lung with sinuses so clogged he couldn't hear properly, he figures there's a first time for everything.And, well, when Lance turns up and sticks around, he knows there's a first time for everything.
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In which Keith is capable of thinking in metaphors, and there is a brief conversation had that he didn't want to have.
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Broganes and metaphors about a certain blue-eyed boy
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Lance bowed his head, eyes fluttering shut. "I'm just...me."
"Just- you?" Keith repeated, brows furrowed and face twisted like he honestly couldn't understand that statement. "You have never been just anything. Do you- do you really think that about yourself?"
Lance's silence was answer enough.
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01 Jun 2025
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Lance's nightmares are getting out of control. It's effecting his and the team's performance, but he's at a loss for how to fix this.
Apparently sleeping next to a warm body helps.
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02 Jan 2025
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At the start of their space journey, Lance and Keith accidentally unleash a force that's determined to see them married. They can't seem to visit one planet without falling into marriage pits or speaking ancient words of bonding. Maybe the universe is trying to tell them something.
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- Part 1 of Meaningless Coincidences
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15 Oct 2024
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“Wait, wait,” Lance stood up. “You are driving to Houston.”
“Yes.”
“A drive that’s over thirty hours.”
“Yup.”
“By yourself.”
“Sure seems like it.”
“To clean out a storage container of your dead mother, that you have never met, that is now legally under your name.”
“Correct.”
Lance wondered if Keith had lost his mind.
“Keith, there could be dead bodies in that storage container!” He argued. “Or a meth lab. Or worse, mannequins dressed up like dolls sat at a tea party or some weird shit like that.”
Keith offered him an unimpressed blink. “I’ll be fine.”
“Keith, this is insane. You can’t go by yourself!”
Keith glanced at him as he shouldered his backpack.
“Come with me then.”
And that small, damned smirk tilted Keith’s lips as he held Lance’s gaze.
“What do you think, Lance?” He asked. “2,251 miles. Think you could handle it?”
Lance stopped short.
Contemplated.
And, well. Lance had nothing to do either.
So. That’s how this all started.Two disasters drive cross-country to clean out a storage container that may have dead bodies hidden inside and, hey, maybe a bit of love as well.
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29 Jul 2024