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Bruce Wayne goes to a wedding and is Extremely Regular about it.
Dick's just here to have a good time.
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17 Nov 2025
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Step by step, accosted by shouting the whole way through they make it to the altar in the world's silliest wedding march. It's a hell of a tableau being live-streamed to loved ones, a priest in a chokehold, a flag-faced man, a father-and-son pair so enraged they might well be vibrating, and inexplicably, Bruce Wayne in a neatly pressed tuxedo that purposely makes his butt look extra nice.
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Jason's undercover as a bus driver.
Bruce does not know this.
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16 Nov 2025
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Bruce walks into a room and there's, ah, Bruce Wayne, and over there is, uh, the Batman.
He's been to some weird parties; this one takes the cake.
Bookmarked by I_stan_a_stan_lee
13 Nov 2025
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By this point, bruce's eyes are rolling to the back of his head, and he might well start foaming in the mouth. Bruce, meanwhile, is also having a bit of a Moment as he digests how he is, technically, here in triplicate.
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"Watching some rando play you while you played some rando while I played you is pretty high on my list of weird nights out, and I've had some doozies." Dick's smiling now, squinty-eyed and sweet, and this feels Correct because this was a face made to be loved bare.
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it's all relative fiction, anyway by a_alene
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, My Adventures with Superman (Cartoon), DCU
20 Aug 2023
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“Oh my god,” Clark says, exasperated. “Lois, you can’t just ask people if they’re Batman!”
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Lois thinks Batman is Bruce Wayne. Jimmy thinks Batman is a vampire. Clark thinks it would be really nice if they could go to one gala without something terrible happening.
(Also, Bruce Wayne is a menace.)
Bookmarked by I_stan_a_stan_lee
12 Nov 2025
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Mr. Wayne,” Lois says, again. “How do you feel about the Batman’s sometimes violent crusade against crime against the complex socio-economic divides in Gotham?”
Bruce takes a second to answer. “I don’t think Batman had enough outlets for his aggression as a child.”
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whole package, babe, i like the way you fit by a_alene for little_boats_on_a_lake
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022), DCU
01 Sep 2024
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“So hey,” Tomás says to Gordon, on another rainy Gotham night. “When did the Bat get a kid?”
He hooks a thumb over his shoulder to the walking traffic light standing next to Gotham’s personal incarnation of shadow. The traffic light in question is bouncing up and down on his heels, a stark contrast to Batman’s wall of darkness.
“I’ve gotta be honest,” Gordon says. “I have no fucking clue.”
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Officer Tomás Martinez is beset upon by precocious, acrobatic children. Featuring child endangerment, celebrity crushes, and candy.
Bookmarked by I_stan_a_stan_lee
12 Nov 2025
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'Wayne places a hand on the top of his head. “Good situational awareness,” he says, as if this is a normal compliment you hand out to children. Dick beams regardless.'
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“You’ve got an impressive lung capacity there, kiddo,” Tomás says, because he feels like somebody should.
“Mr. Magorium taught me to hold my breath for two whole minutes back at the circus!” Dick chirps. “Wanna see?” He takes another deep breath and clamps his mouth shut.
“No,” Wayne and Tomás say, at the same time. Wayne glances up at Tomás, then back down at the floor to clear his throat and say, “Let’s explore that in a controlled environment.”