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“Dudley’s daughter is magic.” He said, astonished by the very words. “She’s a witch.”
Petunia looked insulted. “She’s a Dursley!”Series
- Part 1 of there is time to kill today
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01 May 2026
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It’s May 1979 and the Order has just apprehended a pair of mysterious wizards who look remarkably like a Potter and a Malfoy. Naturally, James Potter and Sirius Black are called in to identify the strangely familiar strangers and determine their backgrounds and loyalties.
(This would be a lot easier if their captives weren’t convinced everyone they talk to is dead. It would also be easier if they didn’t spend half their bloody time bickering.)
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“Just ask them questions only they would know the answer to,” Malfoy suggests.
“There’s not a single thing that I know about either of them from the first war that any old Death Eater couldn’t find out.”
“How is that possible?” Malfoy huffs. “He’s your father!”
“Am I or am I not famously an orphan?” Potter snarls.
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Русский перевод: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49365862/chapters/124574398
中文翻译: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49899721Series
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06 Mar 2023
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“Fucking— fine,” Potter huffs. “I’ll untie you, because you’re probably shit at it anyway. Then you untie me, because you know you’ll never make it out of here alone, even if you won’t admit it, and then when we’re good and shot of these fucking dungeons I’ll let you take your best swing at me over Buckbeak, which I’m not at all worried about because neither of us has a wand, pureblood ponces like you have shit form for muggle brawling, and I’m very good at dodging punches.”
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“Dark Arts!” Harry repeats shrilly. “You want Dark Arts!? Last time anyone took my blood for a potion it produced a terrifying fucking quasi-immortal snake man, so, you’ll forgive me if—”
“Oh, cry me a river.”
“ExCUSE me?”
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They were told the quiz at The Leaky Cauldron was good.
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09 Aug 2022
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‘It’s a trick question,’ said Harry firmly. ‘Put Harry had no home and a sad face.’
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Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.
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26 Apr 2026
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"Proofing, also sometimes called final fermentation, is the specific term for allowing dough to rise after it has been shaped and before it is baked."
Less than a year has passed since the final battle, and the Ministry is already up to its old tricks. Harry would very much like them to stop ignoring due process, tossing people in Azkaban, controlling the press, and menacing the populace with dementors.
He would also like, if at all possible, to bake a passable loaf of bread.
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23 Oct 2023
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'Now he finished folding his dough and looked at it without much hope. Then, just in case it sensed weakness, he smoothed out that expression and replaced it with a menacing one, frowning at the dough like he might will it into submission.
“Rise,” he commanded it. Then he realized he sounded like Voldemort, telling some robe-kissing servant to stand, and the idea turned his stomach. “Oh, bollocks, do what you want,” he said finally, untying his apron and tossing it over one shoulder as he left the room.'