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    Draco Malfoy has a mission to complete, and no one can help him. Spending nights stuck on Prefect duty with Hermione Granger only adds to his problems. Doesn't it? Or is it possible that their unlikely relationship could alter the course of the Second Wizarding War -- if the Boy Who Made All the Wrong Choices can get this one thing right?

    Come for the medium-burn Dramione, stay for Magical lore and new twists on the canon we love (and love to change)

    COMPLETE!

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    24 Oct 2025

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    Rita Skeeter is doing her thing again, and Hermione is not having it.

    Draco doesn’t mind being featured in the Prophet, except this time, it could ruin his friendship with Granger.

    And he’s grown rather fond of having her close.

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    24 Oct 2025

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    In which Blaise Zabini and Theodore Nott are good friends and merchants of mayhem, and decide that the best way to glean information on their friend Draco Malfoy and his apparent lack of romantic relationships, is to break into his flat and/or eavesdrop on all of his activities.

    Naturally chaos ensues.

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    Ultimate wingman (but ultimately clueless in this fic) Blaise Zabini. He's desperate to make sure Draco isn't off tying himself to unsuitable witches.

    Perpetually drunk Theodore Nott. He has no idea what's going on and is exceptionally interested in Harry Potter's magical handcuffs, Draco's Firewhiskey and gossip.

    Draco Malfoy head over heels in love with Hermione Granger. It's absolutely adorable.

    Hermione Granger threatening people left, right and centre with her magical scary birds.

    Lucius Malfoy and his prize pet peacocks in a Muggle summer fete.

    Gregory Goyle and a questionable job in photography.

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    24 Oct 2025

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    In which Draco has a rip roaring crush on Hermione for the first four years of school. Then Fifth year arrives and it seems she might return his affections.

    So what does he do? Naturally, he lures her (in a romantic way of course) into an alcove, magically glues her in place and kisses her until she's dizzy.

    This is their love story. It's full of magic, humour and growing together. Of adventures, mischief and silliness around Hogwarts, cosy and tucked away from the rest of the world. This story is all their little moments; falling in love, falling apart, broken through the war and back again for Eighth year, and everything else In Between.
    Featuring: a smart, ultra competent Hermione Granger who knows what she wants and isn't afraid to go after it,

    Soft, cinnamon roll Draco Malfoy who's completely head over heels for Hermione and is prepared to break all sorts of rules to spend time with his witch

    Ultimate wingman Blaise Zabini. He's also a mother hen

    Theo Nott making bets and badges. He's here for the chaos

    Oblivious Potter (but he has suspicions)

    Tiny bit of Ron Weasley bashing but also Ron Weasley redemption (and I redeem him so good!)

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    24 Oct 2025

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    Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

    Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

    Warnings:
    - Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.
    - Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.
    - Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.
    - Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.

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    20 Oct 2025