10 Bookmarks by IamTheConsigliere
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Draco Malfoy has a mission to complete, and no one can help him. Spending nights stuck on Prefect duty with Hermione Granger only adds to his problems. Doesn't it? Or is it possible that their unlikely relationship could alter the course of the Second Wizarding War -- if the Boy Who Made All the Wrong Choices can get this one thing right?
Come for the medium-burn Dramione, stay for Magical lore and new twists on the canon we love (and love to change)
COMPLETE!
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- English
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- 218,570
- Chapters:
- 68/68
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- 27
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- 2,336
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24 Oct 2025
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Golden Girl on the Prowl by AutumnWeen for The_Taco_Writes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Mar 2024
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Rita Skeeter is doing her thing again, and Hermione is not having it.
Draco doesn’t mind being featured in the Prophet, except this time, it could ruin his friendship with Granger.
And he’s grown rather fond of having her close.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 21,126
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 3
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- 171
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24 Oct 2025
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All Good Things Come From Eavesdropping by aerynwrites
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Aug 2025
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In which Blaise Zabini and Theodore Nott are good friends and merchants of mayhem, and decide that the best way to glean information on their friend Draco Malfoy and his apparent lack of romantic relationships, is to break into his flat and/or eavesdrop on all of his activities.
Naturally chaos ensues.
Featuring:
Ultimate wingman (but ultimately clueless in this fic) Blaise Zabini. He's desperate to make sure Draco isn't off tying himself to unsuitable witches.
Perpetually drunk Theodore Nott. He has no idea what's going on and is exceptionally interested in Harry Potter's magical handcuffs, Draco's Firewhiskey and gossip.
Draco Malfoy head over heels in love with Hermione Granger. It's absolutely adorable.
Hermione Granger threatening people left, right and centre with her magical scary birds.
Lucius Malfoy and his prize pet peacocks in a Muggle summer fete.
Gregory Goyle and a questionable job in photography.
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24 Oct 2025
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Where The Duck Is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jul 2025
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Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.
Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.
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- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.
- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.
- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.
- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.- Language:
- English
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- 160,562
- Chapters:
- 26/26
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 1,441
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20 Oct 2025
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The Proposal by augustaoctavia for Pensieve_Podfics
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Oct 2025
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Upon learning about an upcoming couples-only work retreat, Hermione Granger happily announces to her rival coworker and the Minister of Magic that she is engaged to be married.
Unfortunately, Hermione is *not* engaged. In fact, she is incredibly and painfully single. Recklessly, Hermione doubles down on the lie and decides to hire someone to pretend to be her fiancé for the next three months.
Enter Draco Malfoy—a man more perfect for the role than she could have ever anticipated.
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09 Sep 2025
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“Well?” Hermione rolled her shoulders back and stood in what she deemed to be a more kissable stance within the coat closet before gesturing toward him. “Go on then.”
Draco’s face twisted in incredulous confusion. “We’re not actually going to kiss. You do know that, right?”
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OR: Draco doesn't want to kiss Hermione during a game night, and she's fairly certain there's more to it than the reason he gave.
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- English
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- 7/?
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29 Aug 2025
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Ten years after the war, Hermione Granger is a celebrated hero, a tireless political reformer–but behind closed doors, she's drowning in a Ministry that praises her with one breath and silences her with the next. She's brilliant, respected... and dangerously close to being done playing by their rules.
Cleared of his war crimes and sharper than ever, Draco Malfoy didn't just survive the fallout–he seized it. The most feared name in Wizarding Britain's criminal underworld, he controls the flow of potions, secrets, and power. And now, he's being ordered to marry the Ministry's Golden Girl.
Thrown into a marriage neither expected and neither intends to lose, Hermione and Draco must decide whether to rule from the shadows or burn the whole damn system down... together.
He may be the King of Wizarding Britain's criminal underworld–
but she is the Queen.
And may the gods help anyone who disrespects the Queen.
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- English
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- 122,823
- Chapters:
- 18/30
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- 1,107
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Bookmarked by IamTheConsigliere
14 Aug 2025
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After years in Azkaban and a brief house arrest, Draco Malfoy was released unto a world clamoring for his presence- which, gave him pause.
He was of the understanding that the good guys won?
Without the Dark Lord serving as the nucleus of the resistance, the various factions of evil ran amok, and in turn “the good” was doing its best to fumble the win.
It all mattered not, to Draco. His future and freedom was unencumbered by any agenda other than abject hedonism. When such revelry grew stale, he had the perfect remedy.
Death!
Or so he thought.
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The Devil Works Hard, or: How Draco Malfoy Finally Did The Right Thing (And Really Shouldn’t He Be Called The Chosen One?) You’re Welcome, World
[tl;dr - the age old story of a stupid boy who offends, hates, attempts to befriend, yearns for, + finally gets to love Hermione J. Granger - a tale of hilarity and hijinks and murder galore]
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- English
- Words:
- 245,745
- Chapters:
- 27/36
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14 Aug 2025
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The Secret Life of Hermione Granger by swift_knight
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Oct 2025
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“I’m leaving,” Hermione responded, turning on her heels and walking back the way her son had come from as she clutched him close to her chest.
The boy watched them over his mother’s shoulder, and Harry’s stomach dropped.
He had seen this blonde-haired, grey-eyed child before. One week earlier, in a picture sitting on Draco Malfoy’s desk. The same Draco Malfoy who had spent the time since the war ended living in France. And Malfoy never named his wife.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Hermione Granger married Draco fucking Malfoy and had a kid with him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 35,467
- Chapters:
- 11/?
- Comments:
- 1,625
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20 Jul 2025
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Marriage, Murder, and Other Misfortunes by Spookyandcooky
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Oct 2025
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Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the wizarding world is what you might call “a godsdamned mess.” The population is dwindling, the economy is suffering, and Hermione Granger has decided to pursue an arranged marriage—but only so she can be nominated to the antiquated Wizengamot, of course. After all, the Wizengamot is ignoring the world’s problems, and Hermione is determined to fix them. Granted, she never expected to be matched with Draco sodding Malfoy—the newest DMLE consultant who wears his Azkaban tattoos as proudly as his childhood sneer. But admittedly, between the turbulence of her farcical relationship, corrupt politicians, and a serial killer on the loose, nothing in Hermione’s life is going according to plan. Maybe hate sex with her husband will help?
- Language:
- English
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- 239,257
- Chapters:
- 34/38
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18 Jun 2025