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  1. Public Bookmark 46

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    Usually Hans would be be pulling at his own prick like a maniac by this point, but something about his stillness—his bright gaze, his quiet focus—feels deliberate. Like a lurking animal, biding its time. When he speaks his voice is steady. "You wish you could do this for real, don't you? You wish you could fuck me like a woman."

    "No," Henry lies, but of course now he has to imagine it, and the idea sears into him.

    Henry teaches Hans how to lie convincingly. It fails in all the right ways.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    Bilbo is surprised by three Durin lady warriors in the hot springs. (Comic)

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    05 Apr 2026

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    "I'm sorry, I've forgotten my manners." Hawke extended her hand. “Marian Hawke, at your service.”

    The dwarf shook her hand with a firm, calloused grip. “Oh, don’t worry. I know all about you.” She grinned, but her eyes were shrewd. “Bianca Davri.”

    Hawke held the handshake for just a smidge too long, her breath caught in her chest. Bianca? The Bianca? Varric sent Bianca to her house without even mentioning it? Forget fed up—she was going to wring his neck.

    “Bianca,” Hawke repeated. “That's a pretty name.”

    If Bianca noticed Hawke’s shock, she didn’t show it. “That’s kind of you. It’s a common name for dwarf girls. I think I know four or five. It beats Zerlinda, anyway.”

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    Bianca comes to Kirkwall. Hawke tries not to fall in love with her best friend.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    Pretending to be Varric's lover for a bunch of suspicious dwarves at his ex's house for a week is getting to be less fun by the minute. But hey, at least there are mushroom canapes and prizefights.

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    09 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 87

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    Lucanis tangles a hand in her hair and feels her gasp into his mouth. Her fingers curl in his collar, before she presses two against his jugular.

    It’s a signature Crow move. A hidden blade, thin as a razor, and she could slice his throat while he was otherwise occupied. Maybe he’d even welcome it, sweet as her lips taste.

    “I like your pulse,” she says. “It’s very strong.”
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    or, lucanis and rook are very horny, very freaky, and also very awkward about those two things

    or, what you get when a necromancer and assassin want to bone real bad but have net zero normal people seduction skills

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    06 Mar 2026