Ifitaintwongitswrong



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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    Satoru takes his first-year students to a newly opened restaurant to celebrate their first mission. Everything seems normal — until he senses something strange.

    The waiter, a soft-spoken man with chin-length white hair and calm eyes, radiates faint cursed energy — something no ordinary person should have. But before Satoru can probe further, the head chef walks out to greet them: a man with pink hair, crimson eyes, and an aura that makes Gojo’s Six Eyes flare with alarm.

    The chef introduces himself with a smirk:

    “Ryomen Sukuna, head chef of the Malevolent Kitchen.”

     

    His cursed energy hums like a heartbeat — ancient, familiar, dangerous. Yet… it’s not quite malevolent. Not yet.

    And when he leans close to Gojo and murmurs,

    “What’s your name, pretty boy?”

     

    — even Satoru Gojo forgets his words for a second.

    From that moment on, their worlds start to overlap —
    food, curses, secrets, and something dangerously like flirtation.

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    14 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Satoru is a whiney brat, a brat who always has to follow suguru everywhere. While suguru doesn't mind it, sometimes satoru's teasing gets annoying, though they've never done more then bicker. Shoko gets the better end of the deal, all satoru does is constantly ask to hang out, which she usually says no to ofcourse. Suguru and shoko Slowly begin to understand why satoru is such a clingy person and why he is so desperate to have attention.

    When suguru notices that satoru doesn't hold his chopsticks properly, or when satoru mentions he's never really celebrated his birthday to shoko, they begin to realise something. Satoru didn't have a normal childhood in the clan, to the point he doesn't know how to do basic tasks.

    Suguru, being the best friend he is, tries to help satoru but trying to help someone you have undiscovered feelings for is not the easiest task.

    As a future warning guys, the gojo clan will basically be like a cult so trigger warning are: potential cannibalism and cult worship

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    08 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 22

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    The packaging was minimalistic, but not in a careful way. In the I-bought-this-at-a-100-yen-shop kind of way. But maybe that’s because these aren’t exactly market approved in Japan yet, so his very legal and safe purchase from an overseas seller was not at all anything to worry about.

    So, sure, he didn’t exactly have a how-to guide to using a pheromone candle, but it seems pretty self explanatory to him.

    Unpartnered heat + pheromone candle = comfort.

    No alpha needed. Just a match.

    Or, Satoru buys a candle and fucks up Suguru's peace for good.

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    07 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 21

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    For Satoru Gojo, being an Omega is a minor inconvenience easily handled with triple-dosed suppressants and the towering walls of his own power.

    But then he had to go and get too comfortable and open his big mouth and now it's a whole THING.

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    29 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    Satoru is so consumed by his inner turmoil, torn between his hatred and longing to reach the king’s heart, that he forgets his time to give the king an heir is slipping away. In the darkness of their love, Satoru is about to meet death not by sword or betrayal, but by rules—rules that are ancient, merciless, and sanctified by the Gods.

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    24 Sep 2025