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bend over, let me see you shake your tail feather! by SuugarCake for Angel_Bee_blue
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
05 Nov 2025
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“Have I done something to offend you?”
Aventurine practically heard a record scratch as his naughty daydream came to a halt. “No. Why would you think that?”
“Your feathers,” Ratio admitted a little awkwardly. “They’re... alert again.”
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As a peacock harpy, Aventurine is used to knowing when to artfully strut his stuff to gain an advantage. That all goes out the window when a gorgeous new centaur in town keeps involuntarily triggering his biological response to attract a mate.
Despite the constant blunders and misunderstandings, Aventurine finds himself growing closer and closer to the beautiful and clever man named Ratio. Harpy behaviours are thankfully one of the few things the doctor lacks knowledge in but just how long can Aventurine keep up his nonchalant facade when his tail feathers cause a scene whenever the stallion does so much as smile in his direction?
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Centaur Ratio is none the wiser as harpy Aventurine may as well have a flashing neon sign above his head reading, 'Please Rail Me!'
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17 Nov 2025
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an impawbable outcome by catboykitchen for GhostOfDiamonds
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
15 Nov 2025
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“The Cat Distribution System chose you,” Topaz tells him with all the authority of someone specialized in creature companionship magic, so Aventurine believes her unquestioningly.
“There’s a regulatory board for that?”
“No, idiot. That’s just what you say when you find a cat outside.”
In which Aventurine takes home a very large, fluffy, purple cat.
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17 Nov 2025
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Mydei (Beta, 23M) always helps Phainon (Alpha, 25M) with his ruts by faking being an omega while they both know he’s a beta. Dousing himself in perfumes and using fake omega slick as lube to sell the illusion.
Only, Phainon desperately wishes he could just have the beta beneath it all, all while Mydei assumes he doesn’t want him at all.
What’s Phainon to do besides drug himself to make his ruts happen faster to see that beta again?Bookmarked by Ignominiousbagel
13 Nov 2025
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Alhaitham wakes up from anesthesia disoriented, amnesia-ridden, and unable to make much sense of the world. He may not be able to remember the beautiful man at his bedside by name, but he has no doubt that he's the love of his life.
The look in Alhaitham’s eyes was entirely unlike the cool, aloof mask he normally wore, usually impenetrable as a brick wall. “Um - you're... stupid when you come out from anesthesia, I guess, good to kno-”
“Pretty...” Alhaitham interrupted, his eyes soft with adoration as he stared up at Kaveh. “So, so pretty.” Alhaitham repeated, voice tender and reverential. “Are we married?”
“Are we what? O-of course not,” Kaveh spluttered, far too flustered by Alhaitham’s uncharacteristic sweetness.
Absolute devastation flashed across Alhatham’s chiseled, handsome features, his lips curling downward - he was pouting.
“Why not? Have I... not proposed yet? Damn. Why don't you let me kiss you, show you why you should marry me. C'mere,” he mumbled groggily, tugging on Kaveh's hand with surprising strength for someone who’d just awoken from surgery.
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12 Nov 2025
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Alhaitham's expression flickered. Eyes sharpening, he pushed off the wall and stepped into the kitchen. “You think I don't care about anything?” His voice was level, dangerously calm. “All because I don't give a fuck whether the rug is forest green or cedarwood green?”
“No, you-”
Alhaitham closed the remaining distance in a single stride, cutting him off. “You’re so caught up in your own expectations that you never fucking listen.” His voice dropped lower, deliberate, his gaze locking onto Kaveh's like a snare. “Maybe what I care about just isn’t rug shades.”
Kaveh turned his head, trying to look away, but Alhaitham’s fingers caught his jaw before he could escape, firm and unyielding. Their eyes clashed - all at once, everything was too close, too intense.
Kaveh’s back hit the counter as Alhaitham’s free hand slammed onto the surface beside him, caging him in.
Or; a heated argument escalates into something undeniable - something neither of them can ignore.
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12 Nov 2025