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    One essay gone horribly wrong. One misread phone number. One exasperated Slytherin who has to be perfect. One Gryffindor utterly captivated.

    Or, Harry accidentally receives a scathing essay critique clearly meant for someone else (right?) and now he can’t stop texting Tom Riddle.

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    Quirkless people can't be limelight heroes. Izuku knows that. However, nobody ever said anything about Underground and Undercover heroics.

    Katsuki is less of a little shit, Izuku is more of one and all the teachers are oh so very tired.

    Nature abhors a vacuum.

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    11 Feb 2023

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    “What exactly is the plan?” Ochako murmurs quietly.

    “Uh… ask Rai?” Momo responds, moving slowly back towards the group.

    Tsu leaps back into the circle they had formed. “He’s not here,” she says.

    “Why not?” asks a fourth vigilante, blocking a knife with his arm.

    “Didn’t he get stabbed?”

    Izuku sighs tiredly into his mic. “Guys, I love you… but you’re all idiots,” the five jump. “You do know coms exist, right?” he asks.

    The microphone picks up another voice. “Stop ignoring us!”

    Izuku pinches the bridge of his nose. “Alright, Discord, contingency 155,” he slurps on his milkshake, “sub section 23.”
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    Shinsou and Izuku get accused of being traitors, the Dekusquad defends them, they fail, chaos ensues, I suck at summaries and somehow it ends with nine missing kids who happen to be vigilantes.

    [On an indefinite hiatus]

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    13 Feb 2023

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    “Taking care of somebody else made me feel good. Like discovering you’re more than you thought you were. More even than you hoped to be.” - Bette Greene

    In another world, Chisaki Kai is a ruthless, cruel man who stops at nothing to rid the world of quirks. In this one, however, he draws lines: one being Eri. He cares for her, treats her like his own daughter. And for his precious daughter, he needs somebody to help care for her, somebody who isn’t one of the Eight Bullets or a member of the Yakuza.

    Enter one Midoriya Izuku: quirkless, protective, and the perfect candidate to be her babysitter. Now if only Chisaki could just stop worrying about the boy, too, that would be great. (No, Chronostasis, he does not have ‘paternal instincts,’ thank you very much!)

    Or: Midoriya Izuku (accidentally) turns the Yakuza into the good morally grey guys.

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    19 Feb 2023

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    “Everyone, get on the ground or I’ll gut you!”

    Midoriya isn’t very impressed by this threat, and as everybody in the restaurant scrambles down to the dirty tile floor in a hazy panic, he stares straight into the masked man’s eyes with a resignation that comes with being in customer service for far too long.

    “Sir,” he says, an all too wide and all too fake smile plastered tightly on his face. The masked robber gulps, the gun in his hands shaking ever so slightly. “This is a McDonald’s. Why the fuck are you robbing a McDonald’s.”

    The masked robber suddenly looks very unsure. Good for him, Midoriya thinks. He hopes the guy is sorting out his options properly right now. But, well, he has a job to do, so his smile widens almost painfully so.

    “So,” he says cheerfully, “will it be dine-in or to-go?”

    ( Or: All Midoriya Izuku wants is cash. Money. The green paper. The moola. The fat paychecks. Really, anything to help his mother.

    What he doesn’t want is a bunch of small-time (maybe big time) villains getting in the way of this. Unfortunately, he doesn’t get a say in this, and- ah shit, why are heroes here too? )

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    15 Mar 2023