Insane_Tomato
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Herman absolutely fucks at Mario Kart.
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Herman is a stalker, paid to use a fake identity of "Waterboy" to stalk the one and only Mecha Man. Turns out Mecha Man is kind of hot.
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Waterboy, being practically made of water, has very bad digestion issues. He has, however, learned to make the best of it and has learned how to cook for him. A nutrient deprived Robert notices his delicious smelling food and gets invited for dinner.
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Herman listens almost exclusively to death metal and it shocks everyone around him. This work will contain different chapters surrounding this fact because I think it's funny.
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Working on Christmas sucks, but surprisingly, it's the busiest day of the year. Herman would love to wrap his wonderful Z-Team presents, but his hands are too watery to do so. So, Royd (being let in on a secret) designs him special gloves that are truly 100% waterproof.
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In the months Robert has been a dispatcher, he has no doubt that at least half of his team were interested in him, in one way or another. He couldn't say he understood why, but he definitely wished they'd all be more discrete.
Now, Robert wasn't against dating a coworker, but he was against any hooking up. They're all too emotionally unstable and too jealous to be trusted like that. He'd also learned from his mistakes with Blazer and Visi. He was lucky that they were understanding that he wasn't ready to be in a serious relationship, one being his superior, and the other basically his employee. They didn't know each other well enough at that point either, things were intense and in the heat of the moment, he thinks they would all admit.
The only person who didn't openly treat him like a piece of meat, pervert, slut (all quotes that he has been called by his coworkers), was Waterboy.
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27 Dec 2025
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Herman was a rather smart man. He knew this for a while now. It was the beginning and end of the perpetual conundrum he had to call his life, a poignant way to rephrase what his grandmother always drilled into him.
“You’re not stupid, Hermy. Just perpetually haunted by thought and plausibility, two concepts a dumbass’ll never know with a shotgun to the chest.”
…The Z-team has a pool party at Prism’s place. After weeks of avoiding and being avoided, Herman and Robert share a moment alone.
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26 Dec 2025
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An alternate universe where Herman is a twitch streamer and mega Mechaman fanboy- He streams about how much he loves Mechaman and how he looks up to him, making fan-comics and fan-fiction. His obsession grows into a crush when he finds himself working for Mechaman at SDN. He can't imagine anything worse than Robert finding out his secret identity.
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24 Dec 2025
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Robert hasn't shown up to work in a week.
It's eating Waterboy up inside.
Like a good subordinate he checks up on him.
Bad idea.
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24 Dec 2025
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Skephalo, but it's the My Immortal fan fiction by orphan_account
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
27 Feb 2021
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In an alternative universe, where Skeppy is a fan of Badboyhalo so he goes ahead to write self-insert fanfiction shipping himself with Bad.
Warning: This is a pain to read.