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    Geralt saves a wealthy fabric merchant from some monsters and bandits, and to show his gratitude the merchant takes him to a high-quality brothel in Novigrad, and promises to pay for all his entertainments that night. It turns out that the brothel offers both female and male prositutes. Though Geralt at first doesn't seem interested in the latter, his curiosity grows as he meets the local star - Jaskier.

    So in this AU everything is pretty much the same, except Jaskier is a luxurious male prostitute. Because why not?
    Jaskier is just so pretty, I wanted to write him covered in gold glitter. So sue me.

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    02 Jan 2022

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    "No other rooms? Anywhere in the city?" Geralt demands.

    "Just the one. Festival brings in plenty of travelers, you see. Big bed, though. Give it to ye for half the price."

    Jaskier shoots him a look. "Looks like we're sharing, dear witcher."

    (Geralt and Jaskier take a trip to a nearby city to run some errands before winter at Kaer Morhen comes to an end.)

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    30 Dec 2021

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    “C-calm myself?” Jaskier went from terrified and confused to absolutely furious in the blink of an eye.
    His entire posture changed, his shoulders squaring, his hands balling into fists, his jaw clenching, his lip curling in a snarl. Something in his eyes flashed. Something that wasn’t quite human.
    “Are you fucking kidding me Geralt?” he spat, “I’m a monster. You let me feed off you rather than letting me die and now I’m a fucking monster. Just breathe Jaskier. You’ll be okay Jaskier. I just-I can’t-“ his hands flew to his hair and he pulled hard, a barked out laugh falling from him and he sank to his knees, the laugh cracking along with his expression and tears spilled down his cheeks, curling forward until his head bumped off the floor, hands still fisted in his dark locks.
    “I don’t want to be a monster Geralt,” he sobbed, “I don’t want to be a monster.”

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    27 Dec 2021

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    Dandelion gives him a contemplative look. “How much longer, do you think?”

    “Until what?”

    “Until you acknowledge you want me.”

    Geralt says a bland, “When did I say I don’t?” and strides back into the bedchamber, Dandelion’s sound of indignant surprise echoing through the bath behind him. “Come and play something for me.”

    Or: Prince Jaskier is cursed, and Geralt of Rivia is called to protect him (if he doesn’t throttle him first).

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    27 Dec 2021

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    Kelly thought he would be coming to Mexico with a new bride to enjoy two weeks of sun, sex, and surprises. He got surprised all right, but it was the kind that left him getting on the flight to his honeymoon alone and bribing the flight attendant to practically bury him in mini liquor bottles. Thankfully, another surprise was waiting for him on the flight, and this one was in the form of a gorgeous detective from Boston who was also escaping some less-than-stellar romantic entanglements. Drunk Kelly had thought it was a brilliant idea to invite the handsome stranger, whose name he hadn't even learned, to come on Kelly's honeymoon with him.

    Sober Kelly thought drunk Kelly was a fucking genius, but could accidents and bad luck really lead to anything that lasted more than the length of the trip?

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    This is based on the story Drunk on a Plane by toboldlydammitjim and it continues from exactly where the original leaves off. I recommend starting there and treating that as chapter one of this story.

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    05 Sep 2021