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Magical Self Care for Everyday Life by Bgtea
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Audio Drama), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
08 Oct 2025
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Surely, Da-ge and A-Yao must be joking.
Lan Xichen eyes it with distaste. The item is encased in plastic and sealed into a paper box, in all of its…obscene cylindrical tube and flesh-coloured glory. It’s thick; easily the size of his wrist with smooth walls slightly curved “for better grip!” as the box cheerfully advertises.
Lan Xichen turns the box so that he can look at the bottom. Through the clear plastic, he can see the end of the tube—a pair of lewd, silicone pussy lips with a little hole between them. “Ready for use!” the box says, “With real, skin-like texture. Get ready to come like you’ve never come before!”
“What is that?” There’s no disguising the disgust and bewilderment in his voice. “And why are you giving this to me?”
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Nie Mingjue and Meng Yao staged an intervention and bought Lan Xichen a pocket pussy so that he can finally work off some steam (from his burgeoning crush on Jiang Cheng).
The pocket pussy is magic.
Yes, it's just shameless porn. Enjoy.
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28 Sep 2025
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If You Make It Out Alive, Hold That Bloody Head Up High by Anonymous
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
05 Sep 2025
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For a moment he focused on what seemed to be the truth. Zuko was once again seven years old. He was no longer thirty nor was he Fire Lord, so he had to do away with that mindset. Zuko was seven and had just excelled at his first ever Firebending lessons. Azula was five and still unsure of her role in the universe, his Mother was still with him, Ozai was plotting to take the throne, and Aang was twelve and frozen in a block of ice.
Zuko has been Fire Lord for over twenty years when he falls into the past. Quickly realizing he is a combatant in the battle for Azula's soul, he also comes to understand that ---as her older brother--- he has the chance to be the only player in the game.
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13 Sep 2025
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If Bill had known that The Axolotl's "mercy" included a human body genetically tied to his enemies, he would've (maybe) happily burned away in Stanley's mindscape.
Now, he is a powerless husk unable to exact the revenge he so craves on his brand new "family". If The Axolotl really thinks making him relive summer 2012 as the reluctant older brother to the Pines Brats will make him "better", that lizard has another thing coming.
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01 Sep 2025
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Bill Cipher begs the Axolotl for a second chance on the verge of death. The Axolotl agrees, like the bleeding-heart idiot that it is. All Bill has to do is pass a little trial. How hard can that be for a dream demon of unfathomable cosmic power?
He wakes up in 1979. And he is not a dream demon of unfathomable cosmic power.
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28 Aug 2025
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Гарри – изгой, потому что уделяет существам и растениям больше времени, чем людям. Профессор Риддл – наглядное пособие побочных эффектов от использования темной магии. Кажется, этих двоих не связывает ничего... ну, кроме взаимного интереса.
Harry is an outcast because he spends more time with creatures and plants than with people. Professor Riddle is a visual aid to the side effects of using dark magic. There doesn't seem to be anything between the two of them... Well, except for mutual interest.
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24 Aug 2025