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“Aw, you got me a present?”
“Well—before I knew you were…” Rio hesitates, gestures vaguely in Agatha’s direction, tries to ignore the amusement rolling off her in waves, “You.”
“Still got me one,” Agatha’s voice is melodic—a taunt wrapped in a tease, “You can’t take it back now. That’s gotta give you like a hundred years of bad luck or something, right?”
(Rio wouldn’t know, but at this point she’s ready to risk it.
She can just ask Lilia later.
Later when she’s… back in Westview and trying to avoid this one street like the plague.)
“I think it would be best if I took it and left,” Rio says, present gripped in her hand like Agatha’s a feral dog who’ll rip it from her with her teeth, “We can pretend we never saw each other.”
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Rio's only going to this party as moral support for Alice, so of course the stranger hosting it is her ex-girlfriend, and of course the gift she brings her is a vibrator.
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Agatha is a quick-witted, do-anything-for-a-deal sales rep that is only working at this stupid tech start up because they offer free fertility assistance and great maternity leave. All she wants is to be the mother she never had.
Rio is the control freak HR manager who is constantly exasperated by Agatha’s in-office antics. However, she’s hiding a secret that will make Agatha think twice before pushing Rio’s buttons for much longer.
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The tech co-workers AU where Agatha is her usual unhinged self and Rio just so happens to be a professional brat tamer when the sun goes down.
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When Wanda suggests that they explore having a threesome and Agatha finds out with whom, she isn’t as reluctant as she thought she’d be.
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Agatha finds herself cucked and Wanda finds herself unknowingly emotionally-cucked.
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April Ludgate is in her last year of college and realizes she hasn’t done much for her personal life. After putting together a list, she enlists the help of a friend.
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Ann breaks up with Chris and starts to learn something about herself, with the help of her frenemy April Ludgate.
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rio’s brain + agatha’s face. a match made for television.
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April Ludgate is a jerk.
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april and ann are living together, and ann discovers just how chaotic april can be
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After getting dumped unexpectedly over dinner one night, April ends up turning to the one of hates people she "hates" the most.
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It’s Ann and April’s son’s first Pawnee Christmas parade, and Ann makes April go, despite April protests.
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You know how you sometimes make your girlfriend mad and then have to chase her back to her hometown? No? Jen can't relate.
Or: It's the triplet's birthday and they both overreact a little. Emotions are hard guys.Bookmarked by Jadaschumbucket
28 Dec 2025
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Rio Vidal's life seems to be stuck on pause, spending day after day running her flower shop in the small town of Westview.
Yet her life changes forever when a run though the woods ends in disaster.Bookmarked by Jadaschumbucket
28 Dec 2025
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“You’re telling me,” Jen said slowly, stalking toward April, “that you’ve never wanted an older woman to give you…” Here she waggled her eyebrows for effect. “Special attention?”
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Jen thinks April has a mommy kink. Turns out she's right!
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She's allowed by SpookyAutumnLeaves
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), Addams Family - All Media Types
27 Oct 2025
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“That’s Wednesday Addams. Deadly. Terrifying. Do NOT touch her, unless you want to end up six feet under. She’s a seer, but she has like, 50 knives on her at any possible moment. I recommend a minimum of 10 to 20 feet distance at all times if you value personal safety.”
Jack swallows hard and takes a step back from the girl in black and white, even though she’s sitting very far away from him. Then, he frowns.
“I thought you said nobody should touch her.” he says, as a pink and yellow girl grabs Addams’ entire arm, and starts jumping up and down, shaking the shorter girl’s entire frame. Wednesday Addams looks slightly annoyed, but otherwise lets herself be manhandled by this blonde girl without complaint. Yoko gives Jack her widest grin yet.
“Oh, that’s Enid. Enid Sinclair. She’s allowed.”
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now that you have me (do you want me still?) by plazasfilms
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
23 Dec 2025
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Alice mumbles, “The athletics department is one of the ones being merged.”
Blinking twice, Rio’s face scrunches up into a confused look. “Sorry what? Can you just repeat that because if I am not mistaken, you just said that my department is merging with another… And that would make me extremely angry, so just tell me that is not what I just heard come out of your mouth.”
Alice didn’t say anything, she just looked down at her own coffee. Rio scoffs and starts to storm away before Alice could stop her. “Wait- Rio! Fuck…”
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The one where the local community arts centre has been hit with budget cuts, meaning that Agatha and Rio's department are forced to merge. There is only one issue... they hate eachother.
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It's Christmas Eve and Monica and Amelia are going steady... maybe too steady? Now they are spending Christmas together with Scout. But Monica is on call and things don't go according to plan. But maybe Monica already has what she needs to go through a difficult night.
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- Part 3 of Monmelia Holidays Collection
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Five times everyone absolutely knew that Rio and Agatha were fucking and one time someone didn't.
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Agatha’s only human, and her eyes start to rake without her consciously realizing it. Hot Butch is pretty much a walking cliché, but is somehow making it work for them. Dark green cargo pants, big stompy boots. Green carabiner hanging from their right belt loop, jingling cheerfully against what looks like a big roll of tape in their pocket. Stupidly saturated blue polo with the Lowe’s Home Improvement logo on the sleeve.
Hot Butch angles her face in a way that Agatha can see it, and suddenly she’s frothing at the mouth even more than she was before. Round cheeks, big almond puppy-dog eyes, a nose with a slope Agatha can only describe as bitable. Hot Butch frowns vaguely and itches at a spot on their thigh; they then check their chunky analog watch and tap their foot as if the elderly man ordering a gyro in front of them is the most annoying thing they’ve encountered all day. Every inch of motion they make feels like it hits Agatha right between the thighs.
She can’t tear her eyes away. She’s so entranced that she drops half her pretzel on the ground.
or: self-identified mall rat agatha harkness moves home after college and meets her match (or her soulmate, whatever) at the food court