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    “So Padmé and I got married.”

    Obi-Wan stopped walking, swayed a bit, and then proceeded to swear for five minutes straight. I mean he just went on, right there on the Temple landing pad. I’m fairly sure it was more than he has sworn in his entire life all combined.

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    A story about the life and times of The Chosen One™ who is, shall we say, a touch more clueless. And because of this everybody lives.

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    17 Nov 2025

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    It all starts the day Akari gets into a debate with Minato Namikaze on a battlefield during the Third Ninja War. [Or, that one raging communist SI/OC in Kumo that nobody asked for (or deserves, honestly).]

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    15 Nov 2025

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    Yuuri once told Victor that Phichit was the only foreign skater he considered a friend.

    Yuuri lied. He's been Seung-gil's dirty little secret for well over a year.

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    15 Nov 2025

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    Danny Fenton goes to Gotham for a few days. Due to the way he looks, everyone assumes he's a new Wayne Kid. Miscommunications follow.

    You would think that a family of detectives would be immune to this sort of thing. You would be wrong.

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    Prompt taken from randomhuman45 on Tumblr

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    13 Nov 2025

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    Izuku Midoriya didn't mean to get married. He just wanted to piss off his mom.

    A fake Craigslist ad for a boyfriend seemed like the perfect way to ruin another uncomfortable dinner. He expected trolls, maybe a scam or two. Not… whatever this was.

    It was supposed to be a joke.
    It’s getting harder to remember that.
    (He didn't think either of them wanted to.)

    "I think I'm in love. Marry me."

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    "Come on, Midoriya, think about it. Showing up to the family dinner with a surprise husband in tow? Someone they've never met – never even heard about? Who's…" he cleared his throat, glancing away for a moment with pursed lips, "at least twice your age?"

    Izuku considered it. He hated that he was considering it.

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    12 Nov 2025