Jade_octopus
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Lay of Mayor Lamp by Jade_octopus
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series), Norse Religion & Lore
14 Nov 2022
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In the Lay of Thrym, Thor cross-dresses as Freya, Goddess of Beauty, and marries the giant Thrym in order to get back Mjolnir (as a wedding present). Thor is, shall we say, not the sneakiest fellow-- so Loki accompanies him as a handmaiden to trick the giants into believing the disguise. Let's reimagine this slightly, with Chad as Thor, Morgan as Loki, Mayor Lamp as Thrym, and of course Pebbly as Mjolnir.
Morgan has to teach Chad how to grift in order to swindle back Pebbly from Mayor Lamp. This is going to go great
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A thief and a knight by Jade_octopus
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series), Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, Norse Mythology, Arthurian Mythology
07 Nov 2022
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King Arthur/Sir Gawain and the Green Knight AU. A (Green Knight-Norse Myth Loki inspired fusion) Alex is roaming the British countryside looking for fights and challenging the entire courts of random lords. Morgan is a thief and hedgewitch competing with their rival, Oxford James, while keeping one step ahead of Sir Barnaby the Brave and his loyal hounds. Alex comes across Morgan mid-heist accidentally and is intrigued. Morgan would prefer to complete this heist without annoying trickster gods but when has the universe ever done what Morgan wanted...
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The Dark Path Lit by Sun and Stars by A_Delicate_Fury
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
02 Mar 2020
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"I don’t know how this happened. I don’t yet know why. But this is definitely Anakin’s fault."
Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Master, Exile, and now Force Ghost, was pleased with the way things had turned out. The Sith were dead. His padawan had returned to the Light. And Luke Skywalker was beginning to lay the foundation for his new Jedi Order. And while Luke, Leia, Han, and the Rebellion cleaned up the last traces of the Empire on the physical plane, he and Anakin would devote the next stage of their afterlives to repairing the damage Sidious and his ilk wrought on the Force itself.
At least, that was the plan.
After a disaster on the cosmic scale that Obi-Wan is still trying to wrap his mind around, he finds himself back in the early days of the Clone Wars, Commander Cody loyally at his side, Anakin at his back, and Sidious plotting against the Jedi at every turn. He's been given an unasked for chance to do everything over again. And with the Force as his ally, he intends to set the galaxy on a brighter path than the one it's currently on.
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11 Oct 2025
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In one universe, Lord Voldemort, the greatest Legilimens in the world, didn't notice that Narcissa Black had lied to him. In another he did.
Getting sent back in time with the mother of the biggest bullying git at Hogwarts was definitely going to make Harry's life interesting. Finding out what some of his so called friends and allies were doing to him and others made him mad.
Perhaps it was time for a new faction in the battle between light and dark. Perhaps it was time for the Grey to rise
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10 Oct 2025
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The Barking of Birds by Trixree for Nahtanha
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
25 Mar 2022
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When they finally catch up to this latest branch of the illegal exotic animal trade, they do so in a dingy warehouse nestled deep within the Lowers. It’s the cliche of all cliches.
What Hound couldn’t have predicted is the bird.
Series
- Part 11 of Tumblr Prompts
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08 Oct 2025
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Ad Utrumque Paratus by obeyingthemuse
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
19 Jun 2023
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It's hard to bring balance to the Force when the only method you've seen is your black-cloaked psychic cyborg sorcerer dad with a severe breathing problem throwing an old man down the Death Star reactor shaft. As much as Luke would like to see the not-yet-Emperor dead, he doesn't want to be arrested by his unusually attractive(?) war-hero dad and spend the rest of his indeterminate time in the past dropping Ewok beats in a jail cell. Also Leia would probably kill him. But not before breaking him out of jail.
So when the twins wake up on Tatooine decades in the past, they play it safe. They take over a planet, reconnect with their adoptive and real parents without weirding them out (too much), and accidentally cause the Chancellor perpetual near-death experiences.
Nailed it.
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08 Oct 2025
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Hespera Potter had long since relinquished all dreams of love and family, only for Death to thrust her into an intriguing world of magic, grace and ambition. Would she embrace the frightening power that dwelt within her, now that she had Orion Arcturus Black by her side for an epic battle loomed on the horizon and only united could they protect what they held dear.
This story is inspired by my oneshot: "Orion's Salvation"
Thanks to FictionInfinity, you can listen to the Audio version of this story here.
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- Part 1 of If The Stars Could Speak
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06 Oct 2025