Jade_octopus
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Lay of Mayor Lamp by Jade_octopus
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series), Norse Religion & Lore
14 Nov 2022
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In the Lay of Thrym, Thor cross-dresses as Freya, Goddess of Beauty, and marries the giant Thrym in order to get back Mjolnir (as a wedding present). Thor is, shall we say, not the sneakiest fellow-- so Loki accompanies him as a handmaiden to trick the giants into believing the disguise. Let's reimagine this slightly, with Chad as Thor, Morgan as Loki, Mayor Lamp as Thrym, and of course Pebbly as Mjolnir.
Morgan has to teach Chad how to grift in order to swindle back Pebbly from Mayor Lamp. This is going to go great
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A thief and a knight by Jade_octopus
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series), Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, Norse Mythology, Arthurian Mythology
07 Nov 2022
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King Arthur/Sir Gawain and the Green Knight AU. A (Green Knight-Norse Myth Loki inspired fusion) Alex is roaming the British countryside looking for fights and challenging the entire courts of random lords. Morgan is a thief and hedgewitch competing with their rival, Oxford James, while keeping one step ahead of Sir Barnaby the Brave and his loyal hounds. Alex comes across Morgan mid-heist accidentally and is intrigued. Morgan would prefer to complete this heist without annoying trickster gods but when has the universe ever done what Morgan wanted...
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Dear Force by mrv3000
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
29 Oct 2020
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“So Padmé and I got married.”
Obi-Wan stopped walking, swayed a bit, and then proceeded to swear for five minutes straight. I mean he just went on, right there on the Temple landing pad. I’m fairly sure it was more than he has sworn in his entire life all combined.
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A story about the life and times of The Chosen One™ who is, shall we say, a touch more clueless. And because of this everybody lives.
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17 Nov 2025
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Abolish Private Property by iaso, sage_thrasher
Fandoms: Naruto, Communist Manifesto - Fandom
18 Apr 2020
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It all starts the day Akari gets into a debate with Minato Namikaze on a battlefield during the Third Ninja War. [Or, that one raging communist SI/OC in Kumo that nobody asked for (or deserves, honestly).]
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15 Nov 2025
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Yuuri once told Victor that Phichit was the only foreign skater he considered a friend.
Yuuri lied. He's been Seung-gil's dirty little secret for well over a year.
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15 Nov 2025
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Have You Heard of Danny Wayne? by FortunateCookie
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
26 Aug 2023
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Danny Fenton goes to Gotham for a few days. Due to the way he looks, everyone assumes he's a new Wayne Kid. Miscommunications follow.
You would think that a family of detectives would be immune to this sort of thing. You would be wrong.
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Prompt taken from randomhuman45 on Tumblr
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13 Nov 2025
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Wanted: Fake Boyfriend for Family Dinner. Piss off my parents and get a free, home cooked meal! by ChaoticFairy (Amanda908565)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
01 Oct 2025
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Izuku Midoriya didn't mean to get married. He just wanted to piss off his mom.
A fake Craigslist ad for a boyfriend seemed like the perfect way to ruin another uncomfortable dinner. He expected trolls, maybe a scam or two. Not… whatever this was.
It was supposed to be a joke.
It’s getting harder to remember that.
(He didn't think either of them wanted to.)"I think I'm in love. Marry me."
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"Come on, Midoriya, think about it. Showing up to the family dinner with a surprise husband in tow? Someone they've never met – never even heard about? Who's…" he cleared his throat, glancing away for a moment with pursed lips, "at least twice your age?"
Izuku considered it. He hated that he was considering it.
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12 Nov 2025