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Dear Force by mrv3000
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
29 Oct 2020
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“So Padmé and I got married.”
Obi-Wan stopped walking, swayed a bit, and then proceeded to swear for five minutes straight. I mean he just went on, right there on the Temple landing pad. I’m fairly sure it was more than he has sworn in his entire life all combined.
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A story about the life and times of The Chosen One™ who is, shall we say, a touch more clueless. And because of this everybody lives.
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- English
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- 16,519
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- 6/6
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- 18
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17 Nov 2025
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Abolish Private Property by iaso, sage_thrasher
Fandoms: Naruto, Communist Manifesto - Fandom
18 Apr 2020
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It all starts the day Akari gets into a debate with Minato Namikaze on a battlefield during the Third Ninja War. [Or, that one raging communist SI/OC in Kumo that nobody asked for (or deserves, honestly).]
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- 26,883
- Chapters:
- 8/?
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- 33
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- 527
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15 Nov 2025
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Yuuri once told Victor that Phichit was the only foreign skater he considered a friend.
Yuuri lied. He's been Seung-gil's dirty little secret for well over a year.
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- 1/1
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15 Nov 2025
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Have You Heard of Danny Wayne? by FortunateCookie
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
26 Aug 2023
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Danny Fenton goes to Gotham for a few days. Due to the way he looks, everyone assumes he's a new Wayne Kid. Miscommunications follow.
You would think that a family of detectives would be immune to this sort of thing. You would be wrong.
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Prompt taken from randomhuman45 on Tumblr
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- English
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- 20,251
- Chapters:
- 5/?
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13 Nov 2025
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Wanted: Fake Boyfriend for Family Dinner. Piss off my parents and get a free, home cooked meal! by ChaoticFairy (Amanda908565)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
01 Oct 2025
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Izuku Midoriya didn't mean to get married. He just wanted to piss off his mom.
A fake Craigslist ad for a boyfriend seemed like the perfect way to ruin another uncomfortable dinner. He expected trolls, maybe a scam or two. Not… whatever this was.
It was supposed to be a joke.
It’s getting harder to remember that.
(He didn't think either of them wanted to.)"I think I'm in love. Marry me."
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"Come on, Midoriya, think about it. Showing up to the family dinner with a surprise husband in tow? Someone they've never met – never even heard about? Who's…" he cleared his throat, glancing away for a moment with pursed lips, "at least twice your age?"
Izuku considered it. He hated that he was considering it.
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- English
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- 10/13
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12 Nov 2025
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i got it from my dealer by rictus_flame (Anna_Hopkins)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
12 Aug 2025
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"Hey, kid. C'mere for a second."
"...Why?"
"I'm selling," the man looked around, and lowered his voice, "quirks. You want some?"
Izuku would like to say he stepped back and ran away. Or that he pressed the emergency alert button on his phone. Or that he at least hesitated more than five seconds before making a decision.
"Quirks, plural, you said?" he blurted out, already stepping off the street and into the shadows.
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- Part 6 of October, 2023
- Part 2 of Lunar New Year 2024 Series
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- English
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- 14,909
- Chapters:
- 11/?
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- 7
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- 581
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- 31,137
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12 Nov 2025
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Paperwork and Pettiness: A Head Boy’s Guide to Quietly Running a School by menaka
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Sep 2025
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Hogwarts runs on chaos. Percy Weasley runs on rules. Unfortunately for everyone, he just found a way to win. Armed with quills, loopholes, and an alarming enthusiasm for paperwork, Percy quietly takes over the school—one anonymous reform at a time. Secret rebellions have never been so properly documented .
Updates posted as soon as I have free time.
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- Part 1 of Bureaucracy and Other Dark Arts
- Language:
- English
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- 40,188
- Chapters:
- 19/?
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- 593
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12 Nov 2025
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Jess has been Ms.Luthor's assistant long enough to know that she has terrible taste in women. So when her boss finally starts crushing on newbie reporter and loyal beam of sunshine Kara Danvers, Jess rejoices. But there are vultures hovering, unworthy boys and a pesky caped wonder and Jess will damned before she lets them ruin things.
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 7/7
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11 Nov 2025
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Made of menace by Shani_Shiny
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
23 Apr 2025
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Sometimes Midoriya Izuku wished he hadn't accepted All Might's offer. He wished he had made his way to the top with his fists and bared teeth, blood on his knuckles, no power drumming beneath his skin.
Alas, life wasn’t fair, Midoriya had said yes, he had graduated out of UA and had become a Pro hero, green lightning following him all the way to the end.But who said it was too late for change ?
Midoriya's life was never easy, and was never fair, so of course, he would get hit by a time travel quirk and end up stuck in the past, 14 and quirkless again. Shit.
Watch as Midoriya has to pave his way towards his dream, brick after brick.
But no one said he had to do it alone.
(Do not reupload anywhere)
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 79,353
- Chapters:
- 13/?
- Collections:
- 10
- Comments:
- 615
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11 Nov 2025
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The Art of Confusion and Punching Things by Asteroid_Duck (JustThatOneGirl1815)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, ワンパンマン | One-Punch Man
09 Jun 2023
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Saitama was going to be honest... he didn’t know how he’d gotten here. Where was here, you ask? That’s also a good question. There’s a bunch of people fighting and some of them are children? Okay... uh, so who’s the hand guy? And the scarf guy? And should Saitama be punching anyone?
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AKA Saitama gets thrown into the middle of the USJ and has absolutely no idea what is going on. Which is valid, seeing as he’s also been thrown into the wrong dimension.- Language:
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- 8/10
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- 17
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- 648
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10 Nov 2025
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Yuuri never meant to become a supervillain. These things just happen to him.
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- English
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- 7,464
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 5
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- 647
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10 Nov 2025
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Bats Stole the League Brain Cells by EmpressGeek, Hex_I_Guex
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Batman Beyond, Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox
17 Oct 2024
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10 Nov 2025
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Bouncing Baby Bat, or so the Justice League is led to believe... by EmpressGeek
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman Beyond, Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox, Justice League - All Media Types
14 Dec 2023
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" “You know, considering how easy it was to get the League to believe that B had carried and had babies, how likely is it that we can get them to believe that he’s pregnant.”
By the mischievous looks that surrounded the table, Bruce knew that there was no stopping his mighty and stubborn army. And if you couldn’t beat them… "
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or how to scar and prank your co-workers so hard that they question their own reality and state of mindSeries
- Part 1 of Bats Stole the League Brain Cells
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- 3/3
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- 155,381
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10 Nov 2025
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How, exactly, do you tell the Justice League you weren’t a feral cryptid haunting Gotham? by StandingBi
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
19 Nov 2025
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Part 1: Completed
Part 2: In-progressPart 3: Introductory - TBD
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10 Nov 2025
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Operation: I Am Human by StandingBi
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
19 Nov 2025
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How, exactly, did you tell the Justice League you weren’t a feral cryptid haunting Gotham?
That single, most ridiculous question had been gnawing at Bruce’s mind for the past week. He could let them believe it—he had certainly let worse rumors fester when it served his purposes—but he couldn’t. He just couldn’t.
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The continuation of Unintentional Cryptid.
Bruce tries to clear up the small misunderstanding but every single time he interacts with the Justice League, it gets worse
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 14,954
- Chapters:
- 7/?
- Collections:
- 2
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- 851
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10 Nov 2025
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Thy Wrists Are Holy by NinaMaya
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Ancient Celtic Religions & Lore, The Godfather - Mario Puzo
28 Jul 2025
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The night tragedy struck, Sirius Orion Black decided to embrace his grief, and armed with an iron will, he honoured his vows and raised his goddaughter the way her parents wanted.
How will Wizarding Britain react to Honoria Potter-Black upon her return several years after that fateful night?
For more side stories, you can read: Thy Wrists Are Holy: Extras.
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- English
- Words:
- 60,093
- Chapters:
- 18/?
- Collections:
- 8
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- 1,642
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09 Nov 2025
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That is not how this works- by dragon_wish
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
16 Aug 2025
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Tim loses a lot of people he is close to.
Danny cannot, for the life of him (ha!), permanently die.
Turns out, it works quite well.
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- English
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- 30,521
- Chapters:
- 9/?
- Comments:
- 744
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- 3,812
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- 52,558
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08 Nov 2025
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BatMuppet by Demorra (thebibliosphere)
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
16 Oct 2025
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“It’s time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights,
It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight!”The manor ought to have been silent as the grave when Bruce returned, so it caught him by surprise when he heard a familiar jingle drifting through the empty halls. He paused at the foot of the grand staircase, head tilted to the side as he listened to the Muppet Show theme song jangling away happily. It sounded like it was coming from the first floor, which meant the most likely origin was Dick's bedroom. Which would be fine, if it also wasn't almost three am.
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What do you do when you come home late and find the orphan you've taken guardianship of is crying alone in his room watching the Muppets?
You sit your brooding ass down and join him.
And if you later end up on a talk show with said Muppets and end up embroiled in a running gag about your playboy persona being in a throuple with Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog, well, it's not like anyone's ever going to believe you're Batman now...Based on the Tumblr shitpost.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 21,956
- Chapters:
- 4/?
- Comments:
- 772
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- 1,554
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- 11,359
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08 Nov 2025
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“I’m leaving.” Merlin says, because this situation already cost him his Duolingo streak, and he’s too tired to deal with Arthur when the food Gaius is serving him looks like it belongs on a list of war crimes committed by the Canadian soldiers.
“Where to?” His mentor asks, and Merlin shrugs, before going to his room and packing his bag.
“India. Gaius, I have decided I don’t give a damn, especially not when having to eat that bland food. I’ll be back in three months, make sure Arthur doesn’t die when I’m out.”
“Merlin!” And maybe, if he was younger and didn’t travel back to the past last month, he would’ve actually cared about the ‘eyebrow of disapproval’.
Or, a 1500yo Merlin gets zapped to the past during his vacation to Cuba. You’d think he’s happy to see Arthur again. He’s not.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 182,178
- Chapters:
- 24/24
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- 968
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07 Nov 2025
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Sakura sees ghosts and the only person less pleased about it than her is Kakashi-sensei.
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- English
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- 10/20
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- 12
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- 927
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Bookmarked by Jade_octopus
06 Nov 2025