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This is a collection of the dumbest possible headcannons and scenarios that could exist for the god awful show that is hetalia, made into short fics. Don’t take any of the tags seriously this is legit word pollution. Hope you enjoy!(this is bullshit PLEASE if I post real fics don’t look at this…)
Ch1 France sticks a baguette where baguettes should not go
Ch2 Sealand fights drunk England while trying to stream Fortnite
Ch3 America is bipolar woke and racist
Ch4 America is in food wars…
Ch5 Imperialism killing stalking
Ch6 BratWURST
Ch7 Liechtenstein works in the mine
Ch8 Italy Germany and Japan stranded on Epstein Island
Ch9 Jamestown Settlement
Ch 10 America x Israel toxic yaoi
Ch 11 America allergic to vegetables
That’s just the TIP of the iceberg… 👅Series
- Part 1 of I JUST MADE SOME BULLSHIT
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13 Jun 2026
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A dogwood petal somehow finds itself on the shores of Kamakura, and a cherry blossom petal travels its way to the sunny beaches of California. At the feet of the same individuals, who, from the bottom of their hearts, call each other's name out into the Pacific and hope for the tiniest sea breeze.
The faintest kiss on the cheek from across the ocean.
*＊✿❀ ❀✿＊*Ameripan enemies to lovers (probably) WWII fic that--you guessed it--goes through each decade, and they try to decipher whether it's gay to love your government-assigned enemy. That's it. That's the fic.
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- Part 4 of The Immortal Oeuvre
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Bookmarked by Jamal875
17 Apr 2026