JaredKleinman
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Atsushi just wants to go to school, make new friends and settle into his new life after his move to Yokohama. However, the school he ends up at seems to make living a normal life as unattainable as it gets. Not only are the students suspiciously unaffected by their teacher's suicide attempts but he gets beaten up on his first day along with that annoying black-haired guy from his PE class. Begrudgingly, they form an alliance to get revenge in the upcoming theater competition but their plans are being obstructed by the dubious relationship between their two teachers who spend more time fighting than helping them with the play. They mobilise the student body to find out what has happened in order to fix everything in time for the competition.
It goes about as well as can be expected.
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While Sang-Woo and Gi-Hun keep watch, they have a conversation that's long overdue.
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What happens when Ravonna and Sylvie are fed up with Loki's and Mobius' unresolved romantic tension? Well. Let's say it's a disaster of a different kind, one that requires a lot of teamwork, innocent looking secretaries and stolen salads as much as oblivious idiots and not-so-accidental mistakes concerning room assignments.
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After The Battle of Smithsonian Jed and Octavius get their own private miniature airplane. They discover an open window and use their chance to escape the museum for a little while.
Who knew that the romanticism of watching city lights from above would lead to much more excitement than they were originally aiming for - in the best as well as in the worst way.
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The hand holding had become a thing between them and while Octavius and Jed are oblivious to the implications thereof, the other cowboys are not. Trying to find out what's behind all that exaggerated friendliness, they send someone to talk to Jedediah - unfortunately for them that someone only manages to make things "worse".
Not that he minds.
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“I know, it takes a second,” Vox is saying. “Val said it felt like kissing a mirror, the first time—and yeah, I did ask him if he kissed a lot of mirrors.”
He just keeps talking, as if Alastor hasn’t just gotten the shock of his afterlife. As if it weren’t out of absolutely nowhere.
“It’s some kind of good luck ritual with a lipstick mark he used to do before his shows,” Vox carries on, as if he hasn’t noticed or simply doesn’t care that Alastor is—that Alastor doesn’t know what he is, in fact. “Maybe it worked. Hell, look where he is now.”
Alastor grapples for a grip on anything. Anything at all. What his overtaxed mind gives him, as Vox reaches out to cup a hand around his face, is this:
Vox is nervous.
He’s rambling like Charlie losing her spot in a set of talking points and he’s gripping one of the armrests like an anchor. And he’s glowing; there’s a bit of cyan beneath his eyes.
Well, fuck. What the Hell is Alastor expected to do about that?
(In which Vox makes an attempt at romance, Alastor weathers a series of foul moods, and Charlie has a terrible day.)
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- Part 6 of They Could Have Been Worse
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08 Jan 2026
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A talk show, a parade, a diner, subjecting him to the least compelling show he had ever been forced to watch. Honestly, it was the most insipid ‘victory celebration’ Alastor could imagine. He had thought Vox would be more… bold. It was what he had come to expect from the picture box, right from the start. But instead, all he was doing was showing him off and showing off himself. Both things Alastor would have expected, but to stop there? Which brought him back to, what was holding him back?
Alastor looked back down at the fabric in his hands, and his smile inched a touch higher. Oh, he knew just how to find out.
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03 Jan 2026
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Perhaps, just a bit, he’d like to kiss Alastor too. Call it curiosity, or insanity. A death wish. Another tempting apple, this one between his teeth. And if giving humans free will had gotten him sentenced to an eternity in Hell he could only imagine the punishment Alastor would unleash upon him for a stolen kiss.
Alastor was not nearly so benevolent as angels. Not that that had ever stopped Lucifer before. The thread holding him back was fraying.
Who said friends couldn’t kiss? If friends could fuck they could kiss.
And they were friends. Right?
Lucifer should really ask him about that.
It’s Halloween at the Hazbin Hotel, and a series of late-night radio broadcasts leave Lucifer desperate and Alastor spiraling.
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- Part 7 of Drink Menu
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17 Dec 2025
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Alastor makes it a grand total of thirteen days before collapsing in the lobby. It’s an abjectly humiliating experience for the split-second he’s cognizant of what’s happening before everything goes utterly black.
In which Alastor returns to the hotel and an olive branch is offered over coffee. It’s all very unexceptional.
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05 Dec 2025
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Courtesy of Vox's sadism and Valentino's pheromone-laced smoke, Alastor gets high—and not at all mighty.
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30 Nov 2025