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    She blinks some more. “You’re—I mean—you’re the worst person I’ve ever met.”

    “Worse than Cormac Mc-Doge-Coin?” Malfoy asks in disbelief. “Seriously?”

    Hermione pauses. “That feels . . . like a trick question.”

    “Jesus fuck,” Malfoy says, looking appalled.

    [ALTERNATIVELY: the prestigious-but-at-what-cost summer internship au]

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    Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.

    Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.

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    20 Feb 2024

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    “It was foolish of you to come here,” he says. “You won’t escape this time.”

    Rey looks at him, at the Stormtroopers, at the combat walkers. She gives the illusion of thinking it over, and then says, “You’re right."

    She presents her wrists to him. “I surrender myself to the authority of the First Order.”

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    Three years after the Battle of Crait, Rey, Resistance hero and teacher to a budding new Jedi Order, once again delivers herself into the hands of the enemy. To provide cover for a maneuver that could deal a serious blow to the First Order, she must gamble with the thing she knows its Supreme Leader wants most: herself.

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    Ginny's let a ski chalet in Switzerland for a pre-Christmas weekend with friends. It's beautiful, cozy and festive, but there aren't enough beds, which means Hermione and Draco will (reluctantly) have to share. And then, of course, they get snowed in...

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    16 Feb 2021

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    “You’re an arrogant prick."

    “I know.” 

    “You harass me constantly.” 

    “I prefer ‘tease.’” 

    “You have no right to touch me.” 

    “Probably not.” 

    Hermione seized what was left of her self-control and ripped free, stumbling backward. “What is this.” 

    Malfoy simply tilted his head. “What do you think?”

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    Hermione Granger has a brilliant idea for the office Christmas Party this year. Her coworker, Draco Malfoy, begs to disagree.

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