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    "His head was on her arse. Gandalf was dead. Satan was real. Aragorn was confessing his feelings and she could feel wind on her bum cheeks. Nothing about this was okay. Could he have not given her at least three business days to prepare for this sort of thing? She wanted a nap and a bath and a big bloody glass of wine. Maybe even a wee lobotomy to scrape out the horrors she’d witnessed today."

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    Beautiful, clever, rich — Maeve Dashwood is perfectly content with her privileged life in London and sees no need for an ambitious career or marriage.
    Grubby, useless, terrified — Maeve Dashwood can dig her heels in all she likes, but when destiny comes calling, the Valar will drag her kicking and screaming. Facing a new world of horrors while suffering the graphic withdrawals of modern comforts and medicine, this reluctant and extremely unqualified heroine might be Middle Earth’s only hope. Eru take pity on them all.

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    19 Sep 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    He wrenched straight up and she squealed, scrambling up, agony and longing twisting her face. He pressed forward against her, moving her back against the war table, and spoke lightly, unable to remove the humor from his tone, and she shook against him, too, both with the rush of the pain of being dragged by her hair and, he saw, now with shocked and panicked laughter.

    “Taunting me night after night,” he said in a lilting sing-song, “drawing me near? And the moment we are alone together you spit on me? Unacceptable behavior, da’len.”

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    21 Jul 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    "Solas glared at her in furious silence. Ignorant and mortal as she was, he should have been able to destroy her without the least trouble. Restored to his full potential, inextricably connected, as he should have been, to the Fade, Solas would have been able to incinerate her in seconds. Turn her form to solid stone with a simple look. Slash her open. Simply force her to stop breathing. There were so many ways he could have ended her, the question was not if he could but how he would.

    He tried to speak but realized that in the gag he sounded ridiculous and quickly gave up, lest he make this even more humiliating."

    Solas has a dirty, dirty mind... and things have always been easier in the Fade.

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    28 Jun 2024

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    Evie Lavellan is four and a half years old, and Mamae loves her very much, but has to go away lots.

    Which is why she's not around when a strange man finds her catching frogs by the river.

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    27 Jun 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 9

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    Juniper, while in the midst of writing her graduate thesis, found her tiny apartment haunted by a very young spirit of Curiosity. Though initially fearful of the wayward spirit, Curiosity proved to be harmless, if not a bit mischievous.

    However, the same could not be said about the land Curiosity hailed from. Nor the trickster God that destroyed it. Juniper will find out first hand exactly how unforgiving a foreign world can be.

     

    Or, modern girl accidentally befriends a spirit and gets thrown into the world of Thedas.

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    19 Jun 2024