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The Raptor by JesterBird
Fandoms: Original Work, Jurassic Park Series - Michael Crichton
07 Jan 2026
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"Holding yourself with your nails digging into your arms as you try to assemble any form of stillness into your shaking frame.
Clack.
The sound echoed down the corridor and into the room you find yourself cowering in. A hiss travelled to your ears, almost like a small draft, but it felt so wrong."---
My first fic. Written for fun and a competition. This is a hypothetical scenario of being hunted by more accurate raptors but still trying to keep the horror from the og JP book.
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Harry hadn't meant for them to get trapped in a time loop. He had cast the spell, hoping it would immobilise Malfoy. It wasn't his fault he didn't know what the spell did, it was the Half-Blood Prince's. If he had labelled his notes correctly, Harry wouldn't be in this mess, and he wouldn't be stuck with Malfoy of all people until they figured out how to get unstuck. Which was becoming clear wouldn't be any time soon.
Follow as Harry and Draco realise they only have each other, and when the repeating week becomes boring and predictable, find ways to make it a lot more interesting.
OR Instead of almost killing Malfoy in his sixth year, Harry gets himself and Draco stuck in a time loop.
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30 May 2026
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I saw Drarry fanart on Pinterest. I thought about the sheer angst and wonderfulness. I realized how much J. K. Rowling, may she rot in Azkaban, would despise this ship.
I cackled and went (not) straight to ao3.If I actually post this, it will be an AU starting at the beginning of The Order of The Phoenix and ending with The Battle of Hogwarts.The title is from "Vodka Cranberry" by Conan Gray :)
Disclaimers: I am already writing FAR too many fics at once and this one is purely for fun, so expect updates to take a trillion years. I also hate hate hate Rowling and do not condone her views or any of the racism, misogyny and queerphobia present in her novels (I haven't read them for years and only own one, so bear with me while I find snippets on the Internet). I am turning her characters gay because I want to write them the way they are in my head and because I hope it pisses her off that queer fan ships and fanon exist.
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30 May 2026
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This Town's A Shit Hole (But It's My Shit Hole) by TwoTunaTwo
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
01 May 2026
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Katie never stopped smiling. It wasn't a fake smile either.
No, her smiles, her laughs, her excitement, it was all real. Katie believed if she loved the world it would love her back. Maybe that were her downfall, but she still tried.
The world has yet to love her back at 18, so she pushed for change. The world didn't love her here, but she knew it would somewhere.
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Katie has been kicked out of her home. She has nowhere to go, but after falling asleep on a train she ends up at an old rundown town called 'QSMP'.
She has a shitty neighbor, a moldy house, and a malicious landlord, who also seems to be inlove with her neighbor?
She tries to make do with what she has, andthe town that anyone else would expect to hate her guts may finally begin to love her back.
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11 Apr 2026
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Forget This Life, Come With Me, Don't Look Back by Cheesethebeans, FieldOf_PaperFlowers
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Sep 2025
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Sirius Black is saved.
Thanks to some good luck, a dose of Wolfsbane, and some determined teenagers, Peter Pettigrew is caught before he can escape—and the truth finally comes out. Now, Sirius is a free man, Remus is still teaching at Hogwarts, and Harry has a place to call home.
This is a story of second chances, finding your true family in the broken fragments of the past, and what it means to live—really live—after pushing through what would have torn you apart.
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09 Feb 2026
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“What was he like?” Harry asks. There’s a ragged edge to his voice. He’s begging for stories of better times. It’s a child’s desperation hidden behind a casual and mature expression. It makes Remus’ heart ache.
“Fearless,” Remus says. “Stubborn, though I suppose that hasn’t changed much.” They both laugh softly at this, and it’s quiet a moment before Remus speaks again.
“He was beautiful and brilliant, and a bolder man by age sixteen than any adult I know, even now.” His head involuntarily offers an image of the Gryffindor lion, radiant, regal, powerful.
“It was like his heart was on fire.”Series
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09 Feb 2026