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    And here was the familiar dance, the careful choreography. This easy wall between them, built on a foundation of following The Rules, playacting the roles they’d had no hand in choosing, for no other reason now than it was what they had always done. Aziraphale was an older being than most. He had been patient, was patient, virtuously so. But there was such a thing as going so slow it felt like going backwards.

    [A collection of ficlets written for the monthly prompts over on the Nice & Accurate Atelier discord server. ♡]

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    The sneakiest and perhaps most human trick that Crowley’s brain liked to pull was this: Overthinking Everything. Even the most harmless of comments would kick him into overdrive, picking at whatever was said like a scab until its original meaning was mangled beyond recognition.

    All this to say, when an afternoon came along shortly after the world didn’t end for a second time, and Aziraphale, apropos of nothing whatsoever, idly remarked, “You know, we never did go for that picnic,” Crowley’s brain did what it did best.

    [Post-canon, Aziraphale keeps hinting at the picnic they never went on. Crowley responds in a very Cool, Normal way.]

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    12 May 2026

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    In the meantime, they’d have their familiar dance; trips to museums and galleries, promenades through the park, evenings in the shop where the world went golden and giddy at the edges.

    Six thousand years, he’d gone without Crowley kissing him. He’d go another six if it meant giving Crowley the world instead.

    [Aziraphale and Crowley have rekindled their old friendship, which is all they want from each other now that the world hasn't ended. Absolutely nothing more. Nothing at all.]

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    06 May 2026

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    Crowley and Aziraphale have been loyal adversaries since the Beginning. The last battle averted, Crowley has one more challenge to offer.

    “Crowley, you utter menace – stop that this instant – “ He ducked just in time for a third snowball to miss him and land on Piers Plowman. With a furious miracle he turned it into a spiral of steam, crying “You complete delinquent! This is war – “

    The grin shining up at him was even wider when he turned back to the window.

    “You're on,” said the demon. “St. James’ Park? Work out the rules of engagement on the way.”

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    23 Apr 2026

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    Your new beginning starts here! Lying wholly within the South Downs National Park, the village of Wood’s Bottom is your destination for an idyllic retirement. This quaint hamlet is a short five miles away from the seaside resort of Brighton, with its vibrant array of shopping, culture, and leisure attractions. Boasting stunning landscape views, entirely average weather conditions, welcoming neighbours, and intimate rural charm, Wood’s Bottom is your opportunity to live the exceptionally normal and relaxing lifestyle you’ve always dreamed of.


    Aziraphale and Crowley have finally found their forever home after successfully ensuring there is still a “forever” to share. Surely they will integrate perfectly well amongst their new neighbours. Surely.

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    18 Nov 2024