Johnlocksuckedmein
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Bookmarked by Johnlocksuckedmein
16 Feb 2025
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Stiles Stilinski, professional knotting surrogate.
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Bookmarked by Johnlocksuckedmein
28 Aug 2024
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Derek looked up in surprise to note that they were taking a private jet. Dread settled into his gut like a stone.
“It has a cage, doesn’t it?” he asked quietly, and noted the subtle changes in his family members’ posture. “Is it for me?”
Cora gave him a pleading look and nodded.
“Is it because of what you’re going to tell me?” he asked, voice like gravel.
Another nod confirmed it.
Stiles.
Oh, GOD. It had to be Stiles. Derek would not lose control over anyone else in Beacon Hills and they damned well knew it.- OR -
The one where Derek has been gone for 6 months building a new life, finds out that Stiles is being assaulted by Theo, so he comes back to Beacon Hills to kick some serious ass and rescue the loudmouthed human who stole his heart.
(You will need ALL the tissues, but it will have a happy ending by the time all is said and done!)
Title inspired by song:
‘Get You The Moon’
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Bookmarked by Johnlocksuckedmein
05 Aug 2024
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Derek is going to be huge, they all say so. And if Derek is huge, then Stiles is huge, but the problem is, they may not be huge in the same way.
See, Derek will be a beloved superstar who wins games and takes his team the Super Bowl, and he’s hot and sexy and everybody wants him and wants to be around him, and they’ll put him in the Hall of Fame.
But Stiles will be considered Derek’s dead weight. He will famously be the one sabotaging his career by being gay, by making Derek think he likes boys, too, ruining the sport by bringing his sexuality into it. Stiles doesn’t know if Derek realizes this, yet, but Stiles can already see it happening.
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- Part 3 of Down by Contact
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Bookmarked by Johnlocksuckedmein
06 Feb 2024
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Stiles finds a baby on the porch.
It looks exactly like him.
Well, this is awkward.
Series
- Part 1 of I Know Where Babies Come From, Derek
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Bookmarked by Johnlocksuckedmein
28 Jun 2023