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With Kenny dating Butters, and Stan spending more time with Tolkien and Nichole, Kyle is starting to feel pretty lonely. Cartman becomes an unexpected source of friendship and thrills. But there's something Cartman isn't telling him...
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10 Sep 2026
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all that glitters, might be gold by CainRoses
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types
28 Aug 2026
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“Just an interview would be good,” Peter said, clearing his throat. “I’m mostly a photographer, not sure I’ve got the interrogator qualifications.”
“Photographer, hmmm. . .well, I can definitely think of a few things you could take a picture of -” Deadpool started, then stopped, lenses narrowing. “Wait a flaming hot second. Peter Parker? Why does that name sound familiar?”
Peter tensed. Had someone figured out Spiderman’s secret identity and sicced a mercenary on him to try and catch him when he wasn’t in costume?
As Peter began to spiral, Deadpool glanced down at the newspaper in his lap, looking at the front page cover. He squinted, pulled the paper closer to his face, and then let out an auditory gasp.
“Holy shit balls, you’re the guy who takes all those hot pictures of Spiderman!”
“Excuse me?” Peter said, torn between relief and confusion.
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or, Peter has to interview Deadpool, which quickly spirals into him being offered an obscene amount of money to sell Deadpool pictures of Spiderman. Between keeping up his secret identity, Deadpool’s flirting, and a growing mob threat, Peter quickly gets in over his head.
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24 Aug 2026
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“Craig Tucker,” the man introduced himself, his voice professional and his expression impossible to read. “I’m your physical therapist.”
Oh.
Oh, shit.
That was not what Tweek had been expecting.
After all the hype Bebe had given him, he’d prepared himself for someone attractive enough. He’d pictured someone along the lines of a Matt Damon type—good-looking, sure, but in a normal, approachable way (no offense, Matt Damon). Maybe a little older, with a few graying hairs and an aura that came with years of experience.
Not… this.
Not someone who looked like they’d wandered off the set of a Calvin Klein campaign and accidentally ended up working in sports medicine.
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OR: Tweek's new PT is unreasonably attractive.
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09 Aug 2026
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South Park is a small, country town. It seems like everybody knows everybody in this town, and nobody particularly likes Tweek Tweak. He’s strange and uncomfortable to be around, but Craig Tucker can’t seem to stop staring at him.
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18 Mar 2026
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After reporting his family for illegal business practices, the heir to the Tweak family fortune is placed into the Witness Protection Program. Never did the twenty-three-year-old expect his new identity would be the husband of a CIA operative halfway across the globe in America. As Tweek learns how to take control of his life and make things right, he has to adapt to the strict, no-nonsense forty-five-year-old he has to live with.
Agent Craig Tucker has had a promising tenure with the CIA's Decryption and Analysis department. The only thing standing between him and becoming the department's next Associate Director is his ability to keep an Italian guest safe while trials and conversations are being had elsewhere. While the job seems easy enough, Craig can't help but find being a cover for this case to be a disruption to his pristine and orderly life. Keeping Tweek out of trouble is easier said than done.
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04 Mar 2026