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A bet between Cartman and Kyle goes a wry when Kyle actually holds up his end of the bet. Most of the class is shocked to find out what Kyle's end of the bet was when he walks into the party with Wendy and Bebe flanking him.
Stan has been sober for two months now. He swore off parties to try to get sober, so he was shocked when Kenny asked him to join the upcoming party. He reluctantly goes, the two agreeing that if Stan wishes to leave he could. Clyde wouldn't shut up about some "surprise" waiting for Stan, but the teen couldn't be bothered to even ask.
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Andrew in Drag but South Park? I've read a few of these fics in the past, but I suck at writing just one person's perspectives so you get Kyle's and Stan's tehe (The title is a lyric from the song!!)
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11 Jan 2026
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el·ee·mos·y·nar·y | (adj.)
relating to or dependent on charity; charitable.Tweek Tweak is a real estate agent living in New York City. Though he manages to keep himself afloat and has money to spare, he devotes an extraordinary amount of time to wracking his brain about how he will make ends meet. One day, at his wit's end (and after a lot of coaxing from his boss), he agrees to go on vacation with a complete stranger. Is he scared out of his mind? Well, sure. But Craig Tucker is a legendary figure in the world of real estate and Tweek is just desperate enough to betray his instinct.
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06 Jan 2026
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Finite State by Scarlet_Ribbons
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
04 Mar 2019
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“Hiya, Peter,” Deadpool is standing there in all his red and black glory, sounding deceptively cheerful. All too cheerful, in fact, for a gun resting against one muscular thigh and a hand reaching back to, no doubt, grab a katana. “Peter Parker,” Deadpool continues, saying his name like he wants to bite into it. It’s actually kind of hot. God. Focus, Peter. Is Deadpool seriously going to try to kill him now?
All too late, Peter realizes that Spider-Man never responded to Deadpool’s messages.
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When he's blackmailed by, of all people, a weird work acquaintance who needs Spider-Man gone for obviously illegal purposes, Peter is forced to hang up the suit- at least temporarily -until he can resolve the situation. Unfortunately, things start to get sticky when Deadpool, who Spider-Man's been on-again off-again with (okay, yeah, lowkey messing around with), crashes into Peter's life and demands the photographer help him figure out what's got his favorite webhead so spooked.
Peter's life is really weird.
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27 Nov 2025
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Damage by dontcareajot
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel
20 Apr 2016
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Peter Parker finds himself in a sticky situation and who should show up to rescue him but the infamous Deadpool? Now Peter feels indebted to the mercenary... And maybe weirdly charmed by him.
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18 Nov 2025
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For the past two years, Craig Tucker has been working for a media company based in Denver, and for the most part he can't complain: His job is easy, the pay is great, and his boss, Kyle, is nice to look at. Craig is content, and he's pretty sure things can't possibly get any better than they already are.
Then Stan waltzes in and ruins everything.
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24 Oct 2025