Joonah16
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If someone had told Kyle ten years ago that Eric Cartman would be having his children, he would have laughed in their face and then kicked their ass. Funny how things changed.
Or, Eric's suppressants fail, Kyle goes feral, and they both take the next big step in their marriage.
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Every doctor he'd ever seen had shot down the idea of using suppressants, not that he'd be able to afford them anyway.
"Your scent will gradually become less potent once you're mated," they said.
Or, Angel's pheromones are strong— even for an omega. The Haywood siblings are the first not to make a big deal about it. That is, until Angel starts falling hard for a certain cowboy.
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His eyes cut back to Dennis, who's still holding the baby, still completely oblivious, still radiating that scent like a beacon.
If Dana could smell it, then it's not just him anymore. It's not just Robby's private hell to endure. It's out there. In the air. In an ER full of Alphas who will come running just like he did, just like Dana did.
The door handle rattles.The abandoned baby breaks ten months of Robby's carefully maintained restraint.
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07 Feb 2026
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You don't belong here. by kanai_h
Fandoms: The Maze Runner Series - James Dashner, The Maze Runner (Movies), The Maze Runner RPF
13 Jul 2025
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Thomas was the last one to come up in the box.
Life in the Glade continued as it had before. There was no.. no Ending.
One thing was different about this Greenie, however.
He was the first Omega there.
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02 Jan 2026
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Danza de apareamiento de dos idiotas by Alma_perdida_feliz
Fandoms: Peacemaker (TV 2022)
07 Dec 2025
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Criado en un entorno tóxico donde los omegas hombres son considerados menos que basura u objetos sexuales, Christopher se manifiesta como uno. Tras asesinar accidentalmente a su hermano alfa, el orgullo de su padre, Chris se ve obligado a cambiar su naturaleza contra su voluntad mediante experimentos en un laboratorio improvisado en casa.
Habiendo perdido sus feromonas, la única constancia que le recuerda ser un omega biológico son sus ciclos de celo retrasados e inoloros.
Después de pasar gran parte de su vida viviendo bajo la incertidumbre de no sentirse parte de nada, termina conociendo a Vigilante durante una misión improvisada.
Poco a poco, Chris se permite bajar la guardia y descubre que su nuevo compañero y amigo es un alfa dominante, pero uno con evidentes problemas mentales, empezando por el hecho de saturar a Chris con feromonas alfas en cada encuentro que tienen.
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29 Dec 2025
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“I’m not admitting I was wrong,” Eric said matter-of-factly.
“Then what are you doing?”
Fixing this, stupid.
Nothing is interesting when you’re not around. I don’t want to lose what little time you spend near me. You’re going to leave us soon to go to fuckin’ Harvard and if you go thinking that I hate you then you’ll hate me too and you’ll never talk to me again and you’ll forget all about me and I don’t know what I would do without you. I don’t know what I would do if you never spoke to me again. Because I like you.
I like you.
I…
“I don’t know,” Eric finally said. His words were quiet, his tone unfamiliar. Any vexation that once laid within them was gone.
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When Stan Marsh sees something he wasn’t supposed to, a deep secret is uncovered that Eric Cartman has been harboring for eight years. Eric, in turn, makes Stan a deal to keep his mouth shut.
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28 Oct 2025
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JEW BOX
Kyle stopped and just blinked in bewilderment. As far as he was aware, there was only one Jew that Cartman knew and could have a box dedicated to. Curious, he forgot about the pencil and dragged the box out from under the bed instead. It was quite hefty. He crouched over it on his knees, and he could see on the top, written across the lid in the same thick black marker as the writing on the side, was a warning.
DO NOT OPEN, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A JEW, OR I WILL KICK YOUR ASS
Kyle checked over his shoulder. Cartman wasn't back yet, and Kyle couldn't hear his returning footsteps either. It was probably okay to take a quick peek inside then, just a little one…
Kyle opened the box.
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When Kyle finds a curious box hidden under Cartman's bed, he thinks he knows what to expect from it. Though once he opens it, he rethinks everything he ever thought he knew.
(Title comes from the lyrics to Obsession by OK Go.)
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27 Oct 2025