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  1. Rec 9

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    12 Nov 2025

  2. Rec 10

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    “But—but you’re tall!” Yuji splutters, gesturing wildly at Satoru’s everything.
    “What the hell does my height have to do with my dick length?”
    “It doesn’t match!”
    Satoru actually laughs at that. “Yuji, there’s not a single human being on the planet who actually follows the so-called ‘rules’ of proportions. I’m tall, yeah, and I have a small dick. There’s men out there who are shorter than you with dicks that would make a porn star weep. People come in all shapes and sizes, man, and that’s the beauty of humanity.”
    Yuji thinks about this for moment, clearly still baffled, and then his jaw firms, expression determined, and he says, “I want proof.”

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    09 Nov 2025

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    The Death Painting finally stirs, its cursed energy rippling and its brows furrowing.

    “We have company,” Satoru says mildly. “I did say you missed one.”

    Yuuji peers hazily up at him. His expression holds neither confusion nor comprehension, only soul-deep exhaustion. Despite that, he turns his head toward the Death Painting.

    “That’s my brother,” Yuuji mumbles.

    Satoru blinks very slowly, a gesture that’s wasted on the boy still staring at the Death Painting with those tired, tired eyes. “Yuuji, that’s a curse.”

    “Half,” Yuuji says. “Or…a third? A third. Two-thirds human.”

    “You’re an only child.”

    Yuuji makes a noncommittal noise. “Thought so too. Didn’t believe him at first. But I dream, sometimes.”

    Satoru takes Yuuji’s face between both of his hands and turns it toward him. Yuuji comes easily, blinking up at Satoru with those big, brown eyes.

    “Yuuji,” Satoru says slowly and clearly, “you’re not making any sense.”

    A time loop locks Yuuji into the day of the Shibuya Incident. Satoru bears witness to the aftermath.

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    08 Nov 2025

  4. Rec 13

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    Panda opened the door to his old room and Satoru walked inside without a word, gaze still distant, eyes glassy, expression numb. There was no need for words, both of them knew. Panda followed into the room, closed the door before sitting in the middle of the room and looked at his teacher with those circular black eyes so full of understanding it was almost frightening.

    Satoru took a shaky breath and for a moment, he hesitated. He eventually sat in front of Panda, before wrapping his hands around him, leaning his head against his shoulder.

    “You’ve grown a lot.” Satoru broke the silence with a low voice. “I can’t put my head on yours anymore.” He made a small chuckle.

    “Even a panda can grow a lot over the years.” He responded, putting his head on Satoru’s and he felt the man squeeze him.

     

    AKA: Satoru is bad at feelings and Panda is there to help him out.

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    08 Nov 2025

  5. Rec 37

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    Satoru didn’t move, didn’t even nod to acknowledge what she told. He stayed quiet, thinking as his eyes darted around the ground behind his blindfold. He was contemplating letting his anger get the best of him, because it was getting harder to control, it wanted to claw out from under his skin. One kid, sure, he could handle, after all, Yuji died once already. Two kids, maybe, possibly. But three at once?

    “Those old bags of bones do not care for any of them, even less these three. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was their doing.” Satoru didn’t move, keeping his tone the same. He was this close to Hollow Purple’ing the headquarters. This close.

    They were just kids.

    Kids who had no choice but to be in this life, kids who were forced to be in this life. And now these kids, his students, were dead.

     

    AKA: The three first years decide to pray a prank on their poor teacher who is already on thin ice with the higher-ups.

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    08 Nov 2025