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    Daily posts on the Ottawa Centaurs social media.

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    26 Apr 2026

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    What happens if Scott Hunter never pulls Kip Grady onto the ice after winning the Cup in 2017?

    No kiss.
    No courage.
    No Shane and Ilya.

    One moment can change everything.

    This is the story of what happens instead.

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    07 Apr 2026

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    When Ilya raises his head, he's pouting at him again. Shane can't believe this man is the same surgeon who regularly performs nose jobs and penile enlargements and breast reductions. He literally looks like a moody teenager right now. "It's not a big deal, Hollander! I swear, we just go to one dinner, we talk to her, that's it!"

    Shane raises an eyebrow. "'That's it'? Ilya, you were trying to convince me to pretend to be your husband, who is about to divorce you, just so you could save face in front of your latest conquest and explain why she found a ring in your pocket."

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    Ilya asks Shane to pretend to be his soon-to-be-ex-husband so he can get a girlfriend. Yeah, they fall in love instead.

    (Just Go With It (2011), but instead of Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler, it's Shane and Ilya.)

    NOW COMPLETE!

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    07 Apr 2026

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    “Fuck off, Hollander”, Barrett said harshly, that playful tone in his voice all gone. Then Barrett won the face-off and set off with the puck toward Montreal’s side of the ice.
    Shane set after him, irritation sizzling inside. His only thought was that it kind of sucked that from now on he would have to deal with two assholes playing on the same team. Not in the same way of course."

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    "Troy kicked off his shoes furiously and yanked the toque off his head, throwing it on the floor. One of the shoes hit the wall, leaving a dirty slushy mark. He criss-crossed between boxes and suitcases, the rest of his outerwear ending up on the floor. He didn’t have a hanger yet, and if he was in charge, he wouldn’t need to buy one anyway because he would be the fuck out of Boston as soon as possible."

    Or; What if tuna melt never happens? What if Shane and Ilya's relationship is based on communication? What if Troy Barrett gets traded to Boston?

    A story about friendship, love and care and how to come to terms with all your flaws and mistakes. It's also a story about books and what they can teach us.

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    07 Apr 2026

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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    18 Mar 2026