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Faraday cage: A metal enclosure or shield that blocks electromagnetic fields. Including radio waves.
Vox traps Alastor in a Faraday cage, where his powers are blocked while inside it. Vox thinks he’s finally defeated Alastor and expects to find him begging for mercy. But Vox’s plan backfires. He just happened to catch Alastor during his once a year heat. Vox can’t believe that Alastor actually seems pleasantly surprised to be caught. Instead of begging for mercy, Alastor is begging for Vox to mate with him. Through the bars of the cage.
Shameless smut written for Bottom Alastor week. Prompts: pet play and BDSM. Top Vox, bottom Alastor (Alastor has a pussy.)
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18 Oct 2025
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Vox is the newest up and coming overlord. He’s elated when it seems he’s finally impressed his long time crush Alastor. And shocked when Alastor calls him up for an unusual favor.
But there is a very big misunderstanding. Vox thinks Alastor is asking him to fulfill Alastor’s kinky sexual masochistic fantasy. Alastor is actually asking Vox to hit him with his new car as some sort of weird deer compulsion he has. Vox doesn’t ever quite catch on though, even during what he thinks is phone sex.
Silly smutty humor fic set in the 1980’s, back when Alastor and Vox were still friends. Written for the Hells Hottest Summer event (I’m late.) Mind the tags!
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14 Aug 2025
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Skipping Stones by StrangeTea
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Stardew Valley (Video Game)
21 Dec 2025
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Hazbin Hotel x Stardew Valley
Anthony “Angel” Ragno has hit rock bottom, and the only way out is to leave it all behind.
All he has left is his Nonna’s old farm plot in Stardew Valley. Armed with hand-me-down tools and limited cash, he sets out to build his new life.
It won’t be easy for a city boy to turn these overgrown fields into a thriving home, but with the townsfolk by his side – and with the help of a grumpy carpenter – he might actually have a chance to turn his life around.
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15 Oct 2024
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Vox was so hard that day. Nothing else aroused him as much as watching Adam’s attack on Alastor. He replayed the video over and over to the point of obsession. And pleasured himself to it so many times that he enters the hypnotic trance-like state known as “gooning.”
Then he sees Alastor finally leave the hotel for the first time since Extermination Day.
Note: This is about actual gooning, the form of masturbation, NOT a gen alpha brain rot joke. Not a crack fic — it’s actually a bit creepy. And very, very horny.
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14 Oct 2024
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Somewhere in the back of his mind, Alastor knows this is wrong. Pathetic. Dirty. Shameful.
He can't help himself.
Series
- Part 1 of The Panty Sniffer Blues
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23 Sep 2024