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Dan Egan and Jonah Ryan spend years doing what they do best: weaponizing chemistry, denying feelings, and calling it strategy—until it quietly stops being a hookup and turns into habit, then exclusivity, then the worst-case scenario: monogamy.
Jonah is diagnosed with cancer right after becoming a freshman congressman. And he
hides it fromforgets to tell Dan. The crisis has them reeling with the memories of how their weird relationship managed to become the most crucial thing in existence. -
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Jonah is running for Congress
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Okay this is how it works now. Dan has feels. Jonah fucks him. Dan cries. They fall in love.
(OR Dan is an anxiety-riddled mess and he's trapped in his own pity party. Jonah tells him to knock it off because he loves him.)
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“Mom, Dan’s not really much for family gatherings—what with his inability to feel feelings of love.”
Mrs Ryan waves off Jonah’s weak insult. “Nonsense. Dan, would you like to spend Thanksgiving at our house?”
Yes, Dan’s brain instantly answers. Or maybe his heart. Gross.
Then Mrs Ryan spreads the icing on the cake. “JJ talks about you all the time. It would be so nice to get to know you more…”>>>Let’s smoosh Dan and Jonah together for a holiday weekend and see what happens.😏
Based on s05e05 Thanksgiving
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So who’s next?
Which strategically useful woman will get to witness your two hour morning skincare regime?Dan dates Jonah. Jonah catches feels. Dan breaks up with Jonah.
—You watched it happen. I just took notes.
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A fake-dating framing device that's just an excuse to write flashback sex.
"And of course, it was a long time ago, and it’s long over, right?”
“Right,” Jonah said.
Sort of.
Bookmarked by Juno_Darling
20 Jan 2026
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Snapshots of Dan Egan and Jonah Ryan's relationship through the show.
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Bookmarked by Juno_Darling
20 Jan 2026
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Dan could never seem to get away from Jonah. No matter where he turned at work, he was there. If Dan took a trip to China, he was sure Jonah would somehow be around the corner, just as annoying on another side of the planet. Jonah was even, apparently, showing up at a wedding he wasn’t invited to.
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- Part 4 of dirty little secret
Bookmarked by Juno_Darling
19 Jan 2026
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He knew he needed to stop staring. Amy and Mike were going to notice. Jonah was going to notice. This was insane. He couldn’t break away.
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- Part 3 of dirty little secret
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19 Jan 2026
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Mike was blabbering about desserts. Gary was simpering on the other side of the room. Amy was gripping her Blackberry like she wanted to crush it in her bare hands. And Jonah was there.
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- Part 2 of dirty little secret
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19 Jan 2026

