KauHuf
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How #999 went from a number, to The Bullet Traitor of the Lead Kingdom and Blasphemer of all that is Gun.
Let's call this a re-imagining of The Bullets lore. -
Guardian Angel by KauHuf
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, gomens - Fandom
25 Oct 2019
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Crowley is the guardian of clubbing, drinking and turning up on a Tuesday.
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If you’ve never heard of talktotransformer, its basically a neural network that takes text you provide and writes you a little story...or...something like a story. I was messing around with it, and it composed a tale of Princess Celestia seeing the sun and being generally unimpressed.
Keep in mind, most of its stories are nearly incomprehensible and this one popped up after 5 tries, with the same prompt sentence, which I bolded.- Language:
- English
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- 389
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Phone meetings are the worst; they’re always unnecessarily long and it’s usually crap that could have been covered in an email.
Also Venomous does shots. It’s lit. -
Two Snakes by KauHuf
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, gomens - Fandom, Good Omens (TV)
04 Sep 2019
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"It is a little known fact that the A.Z. Fell bookshop is home to not one, but two snakes."
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This wasn’t covered in the employee handbook by shadow_oblivion
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
23 Jul 2023
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Working at the Freddy Fazbear Mega Pizzaplex was great, until it inexplicably burnt to the ground overnight. Thinking you were out of a job, you instead discover a work email that instructs you to immediately go to the Superstar Daycare, which mysteriously came out mostly unscathed in the fire. When you find the Daycare Attendant, you receive another email that contradicts the first. Upon discovering that the company is serious about the follow-up email's contents, you find yourself with an unexpected passenger in the backseat of your car.
When a text from a neighbor informs you that your home is being watched, presumably at Fazbear Entertainment's go-ahead, you decide to drive as far away as you could with the to be scrapped, yet perfectly functioning animatronic. As you head for relatively safety at a friend's home, you begin to wonder what you alone could possibly do to prevent Sun and Moon from being forcefully decommissioned and dismantled. Another less serious yet just as important thought?
Will any hotels or motels accept an 8-foot-tall sentient robot on the way to your destination?
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09 May 2022
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Gary realizes that hey, if he could save Avocato, why not save his dad too? Unfortunately, John jumps to a few... conclusions about his and Avocato's relationship.
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14 May 2021
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Avocato and his roommate, Quinn, get a new job opportunity as bodyguards for some big shot- only to find they will be working for an annoyingly childish (and famous) boss, Gary Goodspeed
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19 Apr 2021
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Avocato had a problem.
“Ooh spicy!” Gary said, sticking out his tongue and winking. “Brovocato why does everything you make have so much spice in it?”
They were eating oatmeal.Bookmarked by KauHuf
23 Mar 2021
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Avocato had managed to escape the Lord Commander with his son and hide away in a place where he hoped they could never be found. He just wanted a normal, safe life on earth for his son, but after he meets a certain blond human with the charm of an elephant, he wonders to himself, maybe, just maybe… a little excitement was okay. Right?
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21 Mar 2021