Keiachi
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Furina: Cottage cheese! The sinister middle ground between Sour cream and Cream cheese...
Zhongli: I actually find cottage cheese quite inoffensive. I had a bowl for breakfast today, to see if white mothers were on to something.
Venti: Well, were they?
Zhongli: Eh. I understand the appeal.
(AKA: I wrote another chatfic!!!!!)
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It started as just Venti and Zhongli. But as more Archons began to come out of their shells, they were added to the group chat! Now, the Seven of Teyvat have a place to talk to each other, share stories, have pointless conversations and be themselves.
This Asylum may be Archon-Adjacent, but other characters get screentime too! Each chapter is followed by an Intermission, a time to focus on non-divine characters, or introduce new "plot" beats!
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Teyvat University's Resident Goobers by Keiachi
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
02 Nov 2025
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Alternate Title A: Insaneo Style
Alternate Title B: Teyvat Rat Chat~~~~
Venti: PLEASE
Venti: WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN
Zhongli: Ajax says I am very kind :-]
Venti: I hope you die
Zhongli: Oh, by the way, a groupchat would be nice.
Venti: why were we cursed with Adhd
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Teyvat Rat Chat!! Kinda modern kinda not university thing????? Because I like chatfics and I cannot be bothered to write a serious fic rn.
The crackfic tag doesn't apply here because it's a chatfic which is redundant. Saying "a crack chatfic" is like saying "a sad angst fic" or "a cute cat pic"
Self indulgent thing for me (mostly)
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Lumine slammed her head into the table.
"Diluc Alexandria Ragnvindr."
"That's not my middle name."
"If you don't grace me with enough Alcohol in volume to kill an Archon, you're gonna WISH your middle name was Alexandria."
"What does that mean?"
"Let's just say a very sticky situation involving you, me, some duct tape and an inkwell." She scoffed.
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AKA: Lumine's adventures in Mondstadt are ending, and as she prepares for Liyue, she decides to celebrate with her travel companion, and end the day with a weird bard! It'd be better with a bit of wine, though, wouldn't it?
In this fic, Lumine spends her day bonding with Paimon, and her night terrorizing Diluc.
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- Part 3 of Teyvat Troubles
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"Oh! My Ajax has returned!" Zhongli purred loudly, which Childe didn't know he could do at all, and stared up at him like a long-lost lover. "I began to fear you'd never return.." He whimpered.
"Well, I wasn't originally going to.." Said nobody, because Childe wasn't risking his other arm by breaking Zhongli's heart.
"I was busy.." He settled on instead.
"Busy coping and seething!" Paimon teased.
"Lumine, eat her." Childe pointed to the pixie.
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AKA, Lumine's adventures in Teyvat continue. This time, she has to deal with this ginger little... Bitch. She doesn't have another word for him.
In this fic, Lumine bullies Tartaglia into a committed relationship.
Wh- Not with her, she's a lesbian!! She's more like his evil wingman.
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- Part 2 of Teyvat Troubles
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Diamond's nightmares by Keiachi
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters SPECIAL | Pokemon Adventures, Pocket Monsters: Diamond & Pearl & Platinum | Pokemon Diamond Pearl Platinum Versions
01 Feb 2022
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Diamond's worst fear is being alone. On a night he can't sleep, he goes to check on his friends. He ends up sharing his problems with Pearl
I can't write titles btw lmao
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Lumine travels through Teyvat on the search for her bitchass twin brother. Somehow, this turns out more like a slice-of-life anime...
Enjoy various disconnected snippets of Lumine causing problems on purpose and fixing them on accident! Enjoy Archons being brats because wow the Archons are brats! Everyone is constantly ready to kill at a moment's notice and I CANNOT explain why!
It's a headache, and definitely insanity, but Mr. Author is having a great time and that's what matters. Don't like, don't read!
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As soon as Chapter 5 came out, I just couldn't help myself!!!
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