KelpieMomma
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broken by KelpieMomma
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pokemon Legends: Arceus (Video Game), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series)
03 Apr 2026
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Pathetic.
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Akari climbs a cliff she shouldn't.
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sisters by KelpieMomma
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pokemon Legends: Arceus (Video Game)
03 Apr 2026
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It's a few years early, but now feels like the right time to get Akari her first pokemon. As ever, there's nothing Ingo can do that doesn't involve a little bit of drama.
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- Part 4 of peas in a pod
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illusions fail by KelpieMomma
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Halo (Video Games) & Related Fandoms
05 Mar 2026
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"It is a poor soldier who insists on seeing things not as they are, but as he wants them to be. One day, reality hits, and his illusions fail him, and he dies stupidly. What honor is there in that?"
— Thel 'Vadam, Cole Protocol
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Snippets of interactions between Ava, the leader of a Marine unit at the tail end of the Human-Covenant War, and Sai 'Monas, the Sangheili assigned to her diminutive squad, also known as The Butcher- though not for the reasons people think.
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Ava stood with the door open, staring dumbly as the dog crawled up onto her couch with all the grace of a fish climbing a tree before setting its head on the arm of the chair with a sigh, as if it was saying it's about damn time.
“You don't live here.” Ava said out loud, as if that would help. The dog only peered at her before huffing again. It didn't seem to be inclined to listen.
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Ava finds a weird toad-like thing on her front porch. Now to find the owner of it.
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It became known to them in whispers that if one was in trouble, you should call for Simon. Who was Simon? No one could say, or maybe they wouldn't. But it was known by everyone. When you needed help, large or little, you called for Simon.
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New crew members come aboard. They learn that the shadow following their captain is a lot more than a man whose form can never stay in one shape for long.
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peas in a pod by KelpieMomma
Fandom Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pokemon Legends: Arceus (Video Game)
02 Apr 2026
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My completely self-indulgent fic series where I play fast and loose with character headcanons and introduce a handful of OCs.
No schedule for this puppy. It's my S&Gs series <3
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- 10,677
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- 2
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Making It Count by KelpieMomma
Fandom Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Black & White | Pokemon Black and White Versions, Pocket Monsters: Black 2 & White 2 | Pokemon Black 2 & White 2 Versions, Pokemon Legends: Arceus (Video Game)
14 Apr 2024
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fire at will by KelpieMomma
Fandom Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pokemon Legends: Arceus (Video Game)
14 Apr 2022
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Akari is not Dawn.
Ingo's travel was not accidental.
Arceus is not a benevolent being.Somehow they make it home anyway.
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Panty Saga by KelpieMomma, Liztalkstrash (Ukoku2012)
Fandom Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
24 Apr 2021
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It started out with a meme, how did it end up like this? It was only a meme, it was only a meme.
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Not wanting to think on it too much, Stiles took a step forward and passed his hand between the bars, moving the bleeding side closer to Derek’s mouth.
“Not too close, he bites.”
Stiles snatched his hand away just as Derek had been about to lick at it. The snarl he got in response was not comforting.
“He what?” Stiles asked nervously, turning to Deaton.
The man looked a little amused. “Don’t worry, only if he doesn’t like you.”
“Well, he probably hates me, now!” Stiles insisted, turning back to Derek.
He looked extremely displeased.
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Bookmarked by KelpieMomma
15 Jul 2026
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elm and dragon fire by Anonymous
Fandom A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
26 Jun 2026
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Bookmarked by KelpieMomma
28 May 2026
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Endure and Survive by Cartadwarfwithaheartofgold (manka) for TightAssets
Fandoms: Dragon Age II, Dragon Age (Video Games)
06 Sep 2021
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“Shit,” Varric swears.
Hawke can’t believe it. And yet, it somehow makes perfect sense that the Arishok is squatting in a cave on the coast. How much weirder and more complicated can her life possibly get?
“Well. Guess the Qunari didn’t take him with them after all,” Hawke murmurs quietly. The Arishok doesn’t look up, he simply strides to the ocean where it beats against the rocky shore.
Varric shakes his head and creeps carefully up beside her. As they watch in silence, the Arishok pauses just above the waves. Then, almost in slow motion, the man drops his hands to his pants and begins to tug them downward.
“Avert your virgin eyes, Hawke.” Varric’s voice is thick with laughter, but Hawke refuses to look away from the firm, muscled backside being revealed in all its glory.
“You’re watching.”
“Author’s curiosity,” Varric explains smoothly. “Gotta have all the details when I write your biography.”
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Bookmarked by KelpieMomma
21 May 2026
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loving the animal by corvidcaper
Fandoms: Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008), Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023)
24 Jun 2023
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Vash was acting twitchy again, and Wolfwood didn’t like it.
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“Why’d you stop?” Wolfwood blurted, sleep dulling his senses. He sat up beside Vash.
Vash blinked, his expression melting into confusion. “What?”
“Why’d you stop?” Wolfwood repeated.
“I was biting you!”
“Yeah?” They stared at each other wordlessly for a few moments before Wolfwood gritted his teeth. “I was enjoying it!"
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Bookmarked by KelpieMomma
13 May 2026
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Jimmy kills himself and takes the easy way out. Curly, trapped in the cryopod, wishes more than anything to take the responsibility his deranged co-pilot wouldn't. Days before the crash, the Captain wonders if he's going crazy, suddenly haunted by a maimed, limbless man that none of his crew can see.
Or: Curly, Anya, and the future ghost of his mistakes. A fix-it, featuring imperfect people and one degenerate loser.
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Bookmarked by KelpieMomma
26 Apr 2026