Kensneezma

Kensneezema



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    Cliff watches him squeeze the phone between his cheek and shoulder, lifting the jersey over his head as he continues to talk, a bit distracted now by the multitasking.

    “And was good practice, you know, for when I am your husband."

    Immediately, the locker room goes dead silent. And so does Rozanov, in fact.

    In which Ilya accidentally calls himself Shane's future husband in the middle of the Bears locker room. Worse still, they're not even dating yet.

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    10 Jul 2026

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    cute, funny, feel good

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    Shane Hollander ✅ @shanehollanderofficial 
    I’ve seen many publications over the years speculating on my own, and my husband’s, hockey stats and accolades in relation to our romantic relationship and when the public assumes it started. 

    We don’t owe this to anyone. But we’ve also been playing professional hockey for seventeen years and we’ve both run out of ahem, cares to give.

    On the right is a photograph from the behind the scenes of our joint CCM advertisement in July of 2010. This photo predates the hundreds of combined accomplishments listed on the left. 

    Oh, and it was also taken about six hours before our first kiss. 

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    or; a year from retirement and out of fucks to give, shane reveals their timeline to twitter in response to the latest speculatory article on their relationship. hollanovs across the world rejoice, centaurs celebrate their beloved dads, and former teammates share the not-so-subtle clues they missed the first time.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Han Jisung doesn’t date. Don’t waste your time.
    I heard he has erectile dysfunction.
    He’s weird.
    Never seen that dude with a hickie.
    I’m gonna break him.


    “What’s your name?” The guy asks.

    “Minho,” Minho offers. Clears his throat. “Lee Minho.”

    “Nice to meet you, Lee Minho.” The guy smiles. “I’m Han Jisung.”

    “Do you have erectile dysfunction?” Minho finds himself blurting out. Oh god. Why would he say that?

    Jisung barks out a laugh. “So you’ve heard about me, huh?”

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    23 May 2025

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    He held his breath and settled in to wait, but Jisung never expected to live a lifetime without air...

    Taken from his pack Jisung mourns his brother's death and prays for a swift end to it all. But what happens when instead of execution, he finds the love he'd spent his life waiting for?

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    “… we could go at the same time. You take mine and I’ll take yours. That way we can come back together.”

    Hiccuping, tears fall freely down Jisung's face dripping to the bare chest below him. “You think we’ll find each other in the next life?”

    “Oh my pretty baby… there is no life we live at the same time where I don’t search for you. I only pray that in the next one, I’m not the cause of your tears…”

    (An A/B/O enemies to lovers with a happy ending)

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    27 Jan 2025

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    Fav!!!
    A/B/O Shifter, rich culture, happy ending romeo and Juliet!

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    Minho is cursed. He has to be. There's no other explanation for how he ended up with a ruined career, busted leg, and is now sitting across the table from the ex-boyfriend who broke his heart. And did he mention how he just learned said ex-boyfriend had a threesome with his best friend? Yeah... one hundred percent cursed... and definitely, one thousand percent not still in love with Han Jisung... maybe...
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    The roulette wheel of emotions, spinning since the week before when he’d first seen Jisung again finally slows to land on one… want. His bruised soul rustles inside of him at the realization. He still wants Jisung…

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    Minho is just as beautiful as he remembered. Just as perfect. A flawless collection of delicate lines and sharp angles that had never failed to steal his sanity away. It’d been like that since the first time Jisung saw him. The handsome bartender the forbidden fruit in his garden of Eden. Tired of denying himself and desperate for a taste of sin he’d sworn it would only happen once.

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    14 Dec 2023

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    A favorite