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A series of comic strips depicting the daily lives of trolls who act as caretakers for pink human children.
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24 May 2014
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Your name is John Egbert, and this is definitely not what you intended when you signed up to be a foster home for animals in legal cases. Either way, a bit of love and nursing to health, then his charges would be ready for trial, and a rewarding, happy home. You'd seen trolls on television and YouTube, they were popular exotic pets with celebrities. Certain breeds were even useful for guide pets and companion animals for the elderly. Since they were almost-sentient, of course. Almost.
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24 May 2014
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The first time you pass by the troll in the box you kind of try not to see it.
It's gross as fuck when people do this. You guess maybe it's better than driving them out into the country and dumping them to make it on their own, or those stories you've heard about people dumping unwanted wrigglers in sacks into rivers--those you try not to think about because fuck, that is not okay on any level but it's not like you can do shit about it.
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- Part 1 of UFUT
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24 May 2014
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When Vriska decides to meddle with the highblooded troll who’s been visiting Feferi, she stumbles upon his estranged matesprit and their vicious wriggler. A harmless plot quickly escalates into a convoluted circle of confused relationships as she pushes too far into her new adversary’s turf.
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24 May 2014
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CA: you knoww i livve wwith my hatchmate right
CA: cronus
CG: AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO DENY ANY AND ALL MEMORY OF CRONUS, I KEEP FUCKING REMEMBERING. WHAT ABOUT HIM?
CG: OH.
CG: OH, SHIT.
CG: ERIDAN.
CG: DID CRONUS BRING HOME A FUCKING BABY?Series
- Part 1 of In Name
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24 May 2014
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Your name is Rosa Maryam and you grew up dreaming of a perfect family, being the perfect wife, the perfect mother. After the miscarriage at eighteen, you were lost. After the divorce a year later, you were broken. When hope arrives in the strangest possible form, a well-intended but tasteless gift, you don't recognize it. Not at first.
You did not give birth to your son but he is yours, and he saved your life, and you will never let anyone hurt him.- Language:
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24 May 2014
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When the bucket comes spiraling out of the girl shaped hole in the universe, a little orange card comes tumbling with it. You, Eridan Ampora, are the only one who notices the card and the strange little egg that's trapped inside of it.
But you can't keep a secret that keeps on growing.
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24 May 2014
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Nearly seven billion people on this Earth, and Cronus couldn't find a single one to love him.
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23 May 2014
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When John asked you if you were feeling any better yet earlier you told him you were fucking lonely as balls and considering changing your occupation to prostitute so you could find your own personal Edward Lewis to pay you loads of money for standing around and looking pretty. Then you told him you’d always wanted to have sex on a piano, so it’d all work out fine. The reference went straight over his head, which in hindsight should not have surprised you in the least because Pretty Woman isn’t really John’s usual genre, and even if it had been it’s not anywhere near obscure and shitty enough to catch his eye.
When Rose asked you the same thing a few minutes later you told her you discovered the small store at the far side of your street carries penis-shaped candles and that you now swore by watching them slowly burn down right to the waxen ballsack as a therapeutic relaxation technique.
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23 May 2014