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"Where the hell did I apparate to and why did anyone let me?"
Hermione's exasperation turned to frustration as she tried to apparate again. Wards. She moaned as her world view tilted just a little, the cloudy brain fog seemed to be leaving slowly but with it brought on flashes of memories. Her head lolled to one side, as she tried to gather her hair back.
"I'm gonna lose my fucking license."
Who knew the Golden Girl had such a Potty Mouth." Smirking Draco ran a hand though his hair. Theodore Nott laughed, deeply male.
"Fuck." Just how much had she drank to end up here.
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Roses are Red and Violets are blue. Narcissa Black loves Lucius and Lucius loves her too.
The sacrifices both Narcissa and Lucius make throughout their long life, leave them ultimately not with the life they envisioned, but grateful for the life they have. Lucius and Narcissa will always have each other.
"Us. Always, Us."
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The pregnancy test stared Hermione in the face. Negative, for what felt like the millionth time and tried not to cry. She leaned against the sink in the company floor bathroom, and promised she wouldn't curse the place down around herself. Hermione Granger was an entity unto herself. She was a noun. She was a complete fucking sentence for Merlins sake. She didn't need marriage or undying proclamations of love.
What she needed was a baby.
Consequences after be damned.
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Pansy's seaside vacation to the South of France end up with her tangled between the sheets with the couple of her dreams.
Bill loves his wife and he's slave to her whims, and that of her Veela. -
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A collection of Spicy One-shots each set in there own story, and in no way connected with my own twist. Kings gets a little unhinged here! Sorry- not-sorry! Granger gets her moment to shine in each one-shot pairing her with a few RarePairs within Clan Weasley, but as always I'm pushing the Hot Ron Agenda!~ See you inside.
Currently complete:
William
Percy
George
Incoming Ron
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A series of letters from Draco Malfoy to Hermione Granger.
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Just a story told through letters.
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26 Feb 2026
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Hermione Granger's Guide to Turning Thirty (What Not To Do) by So_lil_o_quy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Feb 2026
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Hermione Granger thought a fresh start at Hogwarts would give her life some order—but between a roguish, dangerously charming colleague and a steadfast, enigmatic rival, nothing is simple. As the months unfold, flirtations turn into deeper connections, secrets emerge, and a mysterious Ministry trial forces Hermione to confront truths about love, loyalty, and even past lives. With hearts on the line and choices to be made, Hermione must navigate desire, deception, and the pull of history itself—before the men vying for her affections demand she decide once and for all.
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27 Feb 2026
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Ghosts weren’t meant to be dangerous, they’d said. Ghosts were kind, friendly creatures who taught you History of Magic or celebrated their Death Day in the Great Hall to much cheering and applause. Ghosts gave you important hints. No witch or wizard ever told their child scary ghost stories, because the idea was less threatening than the idea of doxies in the curtains. The things that people had done to other people in the last decade far outweighed any heightened sense that there might be something more than met the eye. Ghosts were harmless. Benevolent. Typically quite cheerful.
Unfortunately, they had gotten it wrong.
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01 Feb 2026
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Of Granger, Malfoy and Nott: Tomb Raiding for Dummies by LyraMBlack
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Oct 2025
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Step One: Don’t touch anything cursed.
Step Two: Ignore Theo when he says, “It’ll be fine.”
Step Three: Try not to hex your partner, even if he’s Draco Malfoy.When a supposedly “inactive” tomb starts leaking ancient magic, the Department of Artefact Retrieval sends its best cursebreaker, Hermione Granger accompanied, as always, by her (questionably) helpful and chaotic partner: Theo Nott.
Unfortunately, they also send Draco Malfoy.
Follow the three dummies into a cursed mess involving magical plagues, crumbling tombs, undead guardians and far too many near-death experiences.What could possibly go wrong?
(Everything. The answer is everything.)Starring:
Theo: having the time of his life.
Draco: annoying the golden girl is his favourite form of foreplay.
Hermione: just trying to survive the mission… and Malfoy.Series
- Part 1 of The Tomb Raiding Chronicles
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23 Jan 2026
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When Pansy Parkinson finds herself with a baby on the way, a marriage contract torn to pieces, and abandoned by the lover that never truly loved her, she has no idea what to do. She's now the shame of her family and the favorite topic of conversation among the Pureblood gossips.
The last thing she expected was a letter from Neville Longbottom offering to marry her and raise the child as his own.
Leaving the excitement of London and Pureblood society behind for the quiet simplicity of a Yorkshire farm and quirky wizarding village is quite the culture shock. But it isn't just the change in scenery that surprises Pansy. Somehow the bullied boy she remembers from Hogwarts has grown into a handsome, confident man.
Could this become more than just a marriage of convenience? Can Pansy's broken heart be mended? Could Neville really be happy with a witch like her?
With a little magic anything is possible.
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21 Jan 2026