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    What it says on the tin.

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    No one can tell me that Porsche wouldn't have loved the opportunity to dress up as a merperson.

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    Voldemort loves magic, he really does. After all, what else could cause a now de-aged Harry Potter to think that he is the best thing since sliced bread, and the most amazing papa on Earth?

    But all is not sugarplums and roses in the dark lord’s life, as he has to balance fatherhood, Harry’s friends, a pushy Nagini, a faux finacé, a nude best friend who is constantly predicting his death, and Sirius Black of all things.

    Still, it has to be worth it - if only for his shiny, new, son.

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    27 Dec 2025

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    Tony Stark had a laundry list of character defects. Nowhere on it was "abandon a child who needed help", especially not one who didn't have a Rhodey looking for them.

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    24 Dec 2025

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    Harry thought it was rather odd how few lies he actually told. You would think a wizard living in the middle of muggle New York would lie his arse off. But he didn’t think he’d once lied while explaining something magical to a muggle. Sure most of the time he came off as a complete and utter prick. It was also hilarious because no one ever believed him. He was a regular Luna Lovegood!

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    23 Dec 2025

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    Reimagining of Twilight, centering on Elijah Swan—Bella’s estranged, sharp-tongued younger brother—who returns to Forks to care for their injured father. Short in stature but commanding in presence, Elijah has no patience for his sister’s self-absorption or her obsession with Edward Cullen.

    But everything changes when Elijah locks eyes with Jasper Hale.

    Haunted by his violent past and split between two clashing identities—Major Whitlock, the hardened soldier from Texas, and Jasper Hale, the cold but compassionate vampire trying to atone—Jasper is shocked to find his mate in Elijah. The connection is instant, primal, and terrifying. Elijah sees both sides of him… and doesn’t flinch.

    As Elijah begins to untangle the mysteries surrounding the Cullen family, Jasper is drawn to him with a growing intensity that borders on possessive. The more time they spend together, the harder it becomes for Jasper to control the protective, territorial instincts that stir when others—especially Edward or Bella—get too close.

    As Jasper’s two halves war within him, one thing becomes clear: he’ll burn the world to protect Elijah. Whether Elijah is ready for that kind of devotion… is another question entirely.

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    11 Dec 2025

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    In which Tony welcomes his (begrudging) AI overlord and Bucky somehow gets caught in the middle.

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    11 Dec 2025