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Boy, Carry That Weight (Up These Stupid Stairs) by Amity_Ax
Fandoms: Kung Fu Panda (Movies)
03 May 2025
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Only when Po held the completed order in his paw did he realize the hand in front of him was not an open palm demanding food. It was a long claw of a digit, pointed directly at him.
Po’s mind was entirely quiet as he took in the kung fu legend and his shaking yet unerring digit. Or—no, that wasn’t his mind. It was the crowd, struck silent some time ago.
The bowl in Po’s hand was steaming hot, fresh from the noodle cart.
…There was only one thing Po was supposed to do with fresh bowls of noodles on the job.
“Here you go, sir.” Po croak-whispered. “Enjoy.”
“Thank you,” Oogway smiled, humor and kindness shining in his eyes. The ancient turtle swapped the bowl to his other hand and continued pointing at Po.
Po blinked at the turtle, uncomprehending. “Do you… want another one?”
“No, friend,” Oogway chuckled warmly. He took a sip, smacking his mouth thoughtfully. “Actually, yes. But later, I think.”
Oogway’s staff caught Po’s extended hand and lifted it high.
“The Universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior!”
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Po makes it to the Dragon Warrior Tournament. Early. With the noodle cart.
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16 Dec 2025
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Three months have passed since the cat-and-mouse game between L and Light came to its dramatic conclusion. Untethered by caution or prying eyes, Light has wrought untold havoc as Kira. There seems to be no end in sight for his party... until one day, when the task force announces a new consultant for the case. An American, at that! Is he just some schmuck for Kira to wipe off his windshield, or has the young psychopath finally met his match...?
Inspired by Gianni Matragrano's meme
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11 Dec 2025
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“...Body.” Was the simple word he heard himself say. “Dead body.”
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19 Nov 2025
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One evening, Razputin returned to the Motherlobe. All he wanted was to go in his bed, however the others saw the blood and made things worst. He'll be fine, there's nothing to worry about it. Everything will be fine.
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11 Nov 2025
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The author, the actual literal guy writing this write now, reaches into his imagination for mental help. Who better than a character known for jumping into others' minds to help them work through their issues? Razputin Aquato to the rescue.
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09 Nov 2025