14 Works by LFTPD
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He lets Frank live. That should be enough. Anything else is beyond reckless, and Bill has never been reckless. No amount of smooth talking or smiles that make his heart beat faster will make Bill invite him in.
Bill invites him in.
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He lets Frank live. That should be enough. Anything else is beyond reckless, and Bill has never been reckless. No amount of smooth talking or smiles that make his heart beat faster will make Bill invite him in.
Bill invites him in.
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Patrick is about to keep scrolling when his eye catches the filled-in heart underneath David’s photo. Oh fuck, he must have double-tapped accidentally. He quickly unlikes the photo, his stomach sinking when he realizes it’s from over three years ago. God, David’s going to get a notification, isn’t he?
Patrick tells himself that there’s a chance he won’t see it, but that hope bursts a moment later when a text message slides across the top of his screen.
if youre jerking off to my pics you can do better than that one
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If Patrick had spoken up right away, he might’ve been able to get himself out of this mess. He could’ve told Ray that David wasn’t his date, could’ve explained the chance meeting at the bar and cleared up any misunderstandings before they’d had the chance to spread like wildfire.
He’s in far too deep for any of that now.
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David had swallowed, his eyes locked onto Patrick’s as he slowly pulled away. He’d reached up to wipe off his mouth, and as Patrick’s brain slowly turned back online after the best orgasm of his life, his only thought had been dear god, I can’t wait to do that to him.
Fast forward a few weeks and Patrick still hasn’t managed to get his mouth on David. It’s not for lack of trying.
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They’ve been married long enough that the days all start to blend together, warm and comforting in their familiarity. So Patrick can’t say for sure when it was that he glanced over and caught the first hints of gray at David’s temples, when he first became aware of the gray hairs speckling the stubble on his cheeks. All he knows is that at some point he noticed, and ever since he’s been doing his very best to keep his mouth shut about how much he likes it.
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After a lifetime of people not bothering to think about his needs, David always looks so touched when he realizes that Patrick's quietly made a problem go away without him ever having to worry about it. When Patrick does something as simple as bringing him coffee or starting a load of laundry unasked, David gets this look on his face, stunned and so full of love. Patrick would do anything for that look.
Anything, apparently, including parallel parking for the first time since he passed his G2 road test twenty years ago.
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In which Patrick has Big Dick Energy, he just doesn't have a big dick.
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David had missed one phone call and now his life is falling apart. Well, okay, he’d missed like three months of phone calls, but who could blame him when things at the gallery had been so hectic? He’d made one tiny mistake, and now he has no choice but to go crawling to the last person who would ever want to help him. How the fuck is he supposed to convince Patrick to marry him when his own boyfriend won’t?
Or, a very loose adaptation of The Proposal
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“Oh my god.” Patrick groans, hiding his face against David’s chest. It would almost be comical if it weren’t so embarrassing. How does this keep happening?
“None of that,” David says, the thumb on his clean hand rubbing soothing circles over Patrick’s hip. “Besides, I don’t think it counts as coming in your pants if your dick was already out.”
aka, a 5 and 1 about Patrick coming in his pants
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Patrick had washed his face after the show. He’d known David had a vision of how his engagement announcement would go, and that vision didn’t include Patrick in full Emcee makeup. He hadn’t had time to completely clean it off, though, and when he stares at himself in the mirror he can see the last remnants of his eyeliner still on his face. It’s… It’s interesting.
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“I’m Deputy Director Leslie Knope,” she said, and suddenly the world stopped spinning.
She was small and blonde, completely different from any of the doms Ben had dated in the past. That didn’t stop him from wanting to drop to his knees right then and there.
aka, soulmate AU where everyone has the name of their dom/sub written on their wrist
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Partridge, Minnesota bounces around her head for a moment. It takes her a minute to place it, but then the name Wyatt finally clicks—how? She’d followed the story religiously, of course. A girl her own age who’d not only ran for mayor, but won in a landslide?! Leslie had clipped out every article she could find and put them on her wall. There had been the start of a scrapbook, at one point, but it had fizzled out when Leslie had gotten distracted with a term report. There'd even been a photo on her wall of inspirational women for a few years, before being replaced with Condoleezza Rice in the early 2000s. That’s an odd thought to have when staring at the man in front of her.
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It feels like overnight the girls at Pawnee Junior High decided to care more about boys than anything else. Leslie finds the whole thing terribly boring.