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Blitzø's life is going fine. He's got a good gig as a stripper, a handful of friends, and a roof over his head. He's not lonely, fuck you very much.
Everything is… fine.Stolas' life is not going where he wants it to. With a wedding that he doesn't want to be part of approaching fast, he feels trapped. But it's his duty to marry. He had to be fine with it.
But one bachelor party changes both of their lives, and suddenly fine doesn't seem so fine anymore.
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16 Dec 2024
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"Let me tell you what’s gonna happen here," Blitzø said. "I’m making you a drink. In fact, I’m making us both a drink, just don’t tell Ozzie. And fuck that menu you’ve been staring at all night, I’m gonna take care of you. What’s your favorite liquor?”
Stolas hesitated. “Well,” he said, “I generally drink absinthe when I’m looking to forget something–”
“No, not like that, damn!” Blitzø eyed Stolas in somewhat of a reproached concern. “I just meant– no. We’re not forgetting tonight because I’m gonna make it worth it that you came all the way down here to this shitty ass bar. I want to know which liquor you like."
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A hot bartender. A failed first date. And most importantly- some absolutely FILTHY bathroom sex.
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11 Dec 2024
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5 times Stolas and Blitzø use baths to take care of each other and say what they can't with words. And one time where they're finally, finally, speaking the same language.
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- Part 11 of a love, a home
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10 Dec 2024
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Teaching Stolas how to adjust is…interesting to say the least. Last week, Stolas was absolutely enamored with the idea of going grocery shopping for some reason that is unknown to Blitz; going grocery shopping isn’t actually fun, people can be total fucking animals in that place for some reason. They ended up being in that store for five fucking hours. Stolas was in complete awe of everything that was in there, constantly stopping to admire different items in different aisle. Blitz ended up having to hold onto his hand to keep him moving around the store after he caught Stolas admiring a can of soup. Who the hell admires soup?
or Stolas has his entire life upended and the only person he can turn to is Blitz. They're just friends. They both want more.
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- Part 1 of burnt soup universe
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06 Dec 2024
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AU: What if Cash Buckzo took the money and ran, leaving Blitzo all alone at the home of a mighty demon king?
"You see, my son has taken a liking to you, and I figured I wouldn’t have to bother finding a valet for when he is older since one landed on my door. You will attend finishing school, and apprentice with Mr. Butler over the summer breaks. By the time you reach valet age, you will be the perfect help to my son. Win-win you could say.”
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06 Dec 2024