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Lucifer has two problems:
1. The celestial energy that keeps him alive is slowly draining away and without a way to staunch the flow it won’t be long until he dies
2. Charlie wants him to do trust exercises with that grimacing radio freak AlastorOne of these things is much worse than the other
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13 Dec 2025
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Lucifer has always kept his distance from sinners. It's what keeps him (relatively) sane — if he gets too close, he is haunted by visions of the tragic mortal lives that landed them in Hell.
But in his new life at the Hotel, it is more difficult than ever to stay away — and when it comes to light that his daughter's insufferable facilities manager is gravely wounded, it falls to Lucifer to deliver his soul from Death.
In so doing, he falls headfirst into the sins, past lives, and heartbreaks of the one human whose contradictions he is powerless to resist.
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- Part 1 of Lucid Dreams
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09 Dec 2025
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He’s not too self-conscious to scoff. “Even if I was to… 'polish the banister',” he starts, dipping down to feel for his glasses, “I wouldn't do it in the same room as you.”
“Why not?” Bill stretches his arms up and folds them behind his - well, not head. “Hasn't stopped you all the other times.”
His heart thrums hard, off-beat. His hands feel numb, heavy, like sandbags, dropping limply to press against the cool concrete floor. “What other times,” he rasps out.
Bill squints his eye in a facsimile of an unimpressed look. “Last night. Night before. Night before that. Used a pillow that time, that seemed to work pretty good-”
____________in which Ford's frustrations are getting in the way of his work, and Bill is happy to lend a helping hand!
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28 Nov 2025
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"We at the Theraprism are happy to tell you that your spouse is safe and healthy.”
“I don’t have a spouse.” Said Ford.
“Yes, you do.” The entity pulled out a holographic binder. “Here, I have the paperwork."
Ford, suddenly assaulted by ghosts of lost, alcohol-soaked, hazy, whisp-like memories circling in the periphery of his mind, went deathly pale and had to take a step back to lean his weight against the cash-counter.
“I- That- That cannot have been legally binding!"
Or: Stanley Pines isn't the only one in the Pines family to get blackout drunk and married on a whim.
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Like a Thrift Store Jacket, Still Good But Used by triedunture for torimiko
Fandoms: Supernatural
06 Apr 2012
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A gift for nicole_sill who requested this: Dean is a natural bottom, loves to take it up the ass like no one's business. Problem is, he's hung like a horse, or at least big enough he pings every guy's secret size kink. So, Dean ends up topping even though that's not what he wants. Enter Castiel.
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27 Oct 2025