LeakyTar
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The Ontological Accuracy of Pasta by LeakyTar
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (TV 1981), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Radio)
19 Oct 2026
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UPDATES: Arthur confronts his insecurities about Ford's sex life. It's all pretty silly. There's also some Forthur Week fanart in the notes!
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of Falling In Love: Don’t.
A freak linguistics accident strands Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent on Dolgrath, a planet so zarking dull that its primary export is liquified boredom. Starved of his usual vices, Ford may have to resort to desperate measures… like catching feelings for a certain tea-deprived Earthman. But will Ford’s froody lifestyle survive all this domestic faffing about? How many bundles of small black twigs will it take before Arthur quits his day job? And most importantly, what really is the answer to Love, the Universe, and Everything?
Don’t Panic, for all these questions and more will be answered within these very pages. Dissatisfied readers are welcome to send suggestions, concerns, and threats to the author’s well-being to the Sirius Publishing Corporation Complaints Division, which has recently collapsed into a black hole.
NOTE: Readers of a more prurient disposition may wish to skip to chapter 10, which has got sexy bits in it.
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Sweet Summer Soldier by LeakyTar
Fandoms: Winter Soldier (Comics), Captain America - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
25 Jun 2022
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Winter, Winter, quite the killer,
How does your body count grow?
With silver Glock, and sniper stock,
And hand grenades all in a row.Brock Rumlow isn’t like the Asset’s previous handlers. He’s subtle. Cunning. He knows the worth of a peanut butter sandwich. When you spend years working with a brainwashed cyborg assassin, you can’t help but get to see him as human, and maybe even become a little more human yourself. Even HYDRA agents have a story to tell.
In a parallel life, Bucky Barnes recovers from his time as the Winter Soldier with the help of his friends. They all have a different idea of what that means. And where Steve Rogers is concerned, Bucky wishes they were something more. But the past is hard to shake, and sometimes you don’t get to choose what to keep and what to let go.
Eventually, all things must converge.
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What really happened between Nathan Drake and Rafe Adler after Sam’s “death”? Trapped in a cave during a storm, both men prefer that question remain buried in the past. But memories, like truth, have a way of leaking out. What happens in Scotland doesn’t always stay in Scotland.
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“We’re dying, Eddie.” In a comic-book universe, is death ever really permanent? Lying mortally wounded in Eddie's apartment, Venom finds out the hard way as the duo goes on an internal journey that only one of them will come back from. A story about the physical and psychological process of what it means to die human.
My first fic on AO3, so comments much appreciated!