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    An Absurdism/Dollyverse AU.

    What if our favourite closeted bisexual, David Nelson, hadn’t grown up into the self-assured mature adult of Absurdism – just stayed the exact same homophobic, malicious douchebro of canon – but still ran into the business end of our hero, the best snarky twenty-one-year-old bisexual brat ever, Olly Spring?

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    19 Aug 2024

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    Charlie
    who do i fuck
    the guy i came home with waiting for me upstairs
    or his extremely fit flatmate making me spag bol right now??!
    this is the single hardest decision i’ve always wanted to have to make

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    Charlie goes home with a guy. The guy's flatmate comes home and offers to make Charlie dinner. And maybe flirts with him.

    I wonder what Charlie will do?

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    On any other day, Nick’s first impression would probably be something along the lines of: oh, he’s cute. On that day, however, all he thought was: that’s my seat, bitch.

    AKA: Nick's train gets cancelled and he's very tired.

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    06 Nov 2022

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    Charlie’s pretty sure bringing your uncle as a show and tell item isn’t the norm, but he’s willing to do almost anything for his niece, even subject himself to her Year 1 class. And hey, her teacher’s really handsome and funny and sweet… Maybe it won’t be too bad after all.

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    13 Aug 2022

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    A Modern day Merlin AU set at the University of St Andrews, featuring teetotal kickboxers, secret wizards, magnificent bodyguards of various genders, irate fairies, imprisoned dragons, crumbling gothic architecture, arrogant princes, adorable engineering students, stolen gold, magical doorways, attempted assassination, drunken students, shaving foam fights, embarrassing mornings after, The Hammer Dance, duty, responsibility, friendship and true love...

    This story was inspired by the thought of Prince William of Wales (and indeed the current Max von Hapsburg) studying at the University of St Andrews; it is also, as the title suggests, at least a little inspired by the operetta 'The Student Prince'.

    Grateful thanks to Lamardeuse and DarkEmeralds for Beta and cheerleading!

    ::2019 note: This story was written BEFORE the TV show introduced the character of Gwaine. It's not that I can't spell, or that I'm perversely writing him out of character - I incorporated other characters from Arthurian legend (Kay, Gawain etc) into my story, and lacking prophetic abilities, my versions naturally don't mesh with the versions subsequently introduced into the show.::

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    16 Jul 2022