LikelyPessimist
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Sanji's behavior on Fishman Island was unacceptable. Zoro puts him in his place.
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Under Your Skin by LikelyPessimist
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023), One Piece (Anime & Manga)
16 Jan 2024
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Four times Sanji gets under Zoro's skin, and one time Zoro gets under his.
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wrap your hands around my throat (i won't mind) by LikelyPessimist
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
23 Nov 2020
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Over countless years, Felix has worked his way up in the ranks of Temps Aeternalis, traveling through time and space to become one of their top agents. Some may call him a workaholic, but he sees his existence as nothing more than a small cog in a larger machine. Without question, the organization is his past, present, and future. It's not until he receives his latest assignment - a portrait of a winking red-haired man with a sinful smile - that his world gets much more complicated.
Umbrella Academy AU
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You'll Die First by LikelyPessimist
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
20 Sep 2020
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When Edelgard declares war against the Church of Seiros, Felix follows in her footsteps. Five years later, Sylvain tries and fails to get Felix to come home on the eve of the final battle. The next time they meet, promises are broken and time runs out.
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Donghae had never found much of a reason to think of life after death until he wakes up one day dead himself, in a school bus filled with thirteen strangers and no memory of how he had gotten there. Now he is forced to think of the two vastly different destinations after death and must decide the fate of the passengers on the bus. Will these people go to hell for the sins they’ve committed, or heaven because of “special" circumstances?
"You think I’m such an evil, soulless person for the things I’ve done, but why? Because you’ve grown up with mommy telling you killing is bad? Morals are just bullshit created by a person who wanted to save his own ass."
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Some number of hours and instructions later, Franky is proudly explaining his new dishwashing machine to the rest of the crew as Sanji gathers plates by the stack from the dinner table.
Zoro stands from the table, gathering the cleared dishes as he heads to the sink.
“Those will only need a rinse, Marimo,” Sanji informs him. “Franky’s machine will handle the rest.”
Zoro pauses in the middle of the kitchen. He turns his head and stares at the machine for a moment, brow low. Then, he turns and sets the stacks of plates down, glancing back over to the blond.
“Guess you won’t need me then, huh, Cook,” Zoro remarks.
Sanji straightens before he means to. The plates balanced on his elbow waver but adjusts to keep them aloft.
…Sanji hadn’t thought of that.
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10 Apr 2026
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"Sanji would have given anything to be in Zoro's position, to have such a woman fawning over him. But it’s clear Zoro isn’t into what’s happening, and Sanji can feel something bitter on his tongue at the sight.
Sanji stands, feeling drunk despite the lack of alcohol in his system. He's not sure what he's doing as he approaches the pair. He's relieved they're locked in such an intense stare with one another that they don't notice him. He's certain he would have turned on his heel had anyone perceived what he was about to do. "
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Zoro gets hit on at a bar, and Sanji is the only one around to notice that the Mosshead is hating every second of it.Bookmarked by LikelyPessimist
02 Dec 2025
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Then you take the house by lorraine_l for greenyogurtelephant
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
17 Oct 2025
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When Sanji gets out of prison, there are two things for him to do: rob his family blank and confess his feelings to his best friend. One is somewhat harder than the other.
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06 Nov 2025
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“Now, for our swordsman…” Sanji sighs. “Where do I even start?”
“Look, I already talked to Roronoa.” Franky cocks his head and flips back a few pages in his notebook. “He just wanted a rack for his swords and a booze stash.”
Sanji chews around the filter of his cigarette. “Franky how big is this ship gonna be?”
“Picture a galleon.”
“Shit,” Sanji leans over to peer at the notebook. “How much room do you have on that page? Okay good- So first and foremost I need you to put down that Zoro is a dumbass.”
“...Right.”☀︎☀︎☀︎
Franky attempts to gather some suggestions from the Thousand Sunny's future inhabitants | ZoSan
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06 Nov 2025
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Nami’s pen is missing, and there’s only one suspect.
But—on her mission to find where Zoro stashed her pen, she finds something else instead.Bookmarked by LikelyPessimist
27 Oct 2025