2 Works by Literallynincompoop
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Muff-Munching Mygalomorphae by Literallynincompoop
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool (Marvel Comics)
21 Sep 2026
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The woman went on, voice dropping. “You wanna make my aspirations a reality, baby girl? You could always take me up to your special spot up on the Chrysler building and make me shoot webs, wink wink.”
The directness made her heart pick up. “I really shouldn't–” she hurried to respond, before furrowing her brow suddenly, mind connecting the dots. “Wait– baby girl…? How do you know…” Her heart stopped, and she widened her eyes at the woman. The shine of sharp, stark-white teeth as her lips curled knowingly was all the confirmation she needed.
“Deadpool?!?”
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They hook-up at a gala!!!
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Gag-Gift Menagerie by Literallynincompoop
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool (Marvel Comics)
21 Sep 2026
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Although their stature was considerate, the most unusual characteristic was their clothing. In deference to their large frame, they wore obnoxiously colorful and branded clothes that would've seemed to suit a child if not for their contents. Stretched across a muscular back was a pink hoodie fashioned like the top half of a sweat suit, embellished in rhinestones to say 'SLUT' in an overly fancy font. Their pajama pants were patterned with the round face of Spider-Man (she doesn't earn royalties off that, by the way), sagging slightly to reveal briefs lined with the word 'CUNT'.
Combined, the entire outfit seemed like a menagerie of gag gifts worn with near complete sincerity.
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Convenience store meet-cute w/ sapphic spideypool!!!!