Literallynincompoop
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Muff-Munching Mygalomorphae by Literallynincompoop
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool (Marvel Comics)
21 Sep 2026
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The woman went on, voice dropping. “You wanna make my aspirations a reality, baby girl? You could always take me up to your special spot up on the Chrysler building and make me shoot webs, wink wink.”
The directness made her heart pick up. “I really shouldn't–” she hurried to respond, before furrowing her brow suddenly, mind connecting the dots. “Wait– baby girl…? How do you know…” Her heart stopped, and she widened her eyes at the woman. The shine of sharp, stark-white teeth as her lips curled knowingly was all the confirmation she needed.
“Deadpool?!?”
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They hook-up at a gala!!!
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Gag-Gift Menagerie by Literallynincompoop
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool (Marvel Comics)
21 Sep 2026
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Although their stature was considerate, the most unusual characteristic was their clothing. In deference to their large frame, they wore obnoxiously colorful and branded clothes that would've seemed to suit a child if not for their contents. Stretched across a muscular back was a pink hoodie fashioned like the top half of a sweat suit, embellished in rhinestones to say 'SLUT' in an overly fancy font. Their pajama pants were patterned with the round face of Spider-Man (she doesn't earn royalties off that, by the way), sagging slightly to reveal briefs lined with the word 'CUNT'.
Combined, the entire outfit seemed like a menagerie of gag gifts worn with near complete sincerity.
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Convenience store meet-cute w/ sapphic spideypool!!!!
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Everyone has a moment where their life changes forever. Some people have more than one. For a certain spider-themed super hero, it’s been nearly every day since the age of fifteen.
The latest life altering event? A bone deep realization that certain things might not be as set in stone as once thought. Even after changing her name, Petra Parker is left wondering what her place is in the world, if there’s even one for her. For the first time in her life, she has no idea what to do.
Whatever happens next, it’s going to be Spectacular.
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17 Oct 2026
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stuck on a little hot mess by Anonymous
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
15 Oct 2026
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“You have too many girl friends,” Wanda says, licking Petra’s release from her lips.
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15 Oct 2026
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silver learns she likes to be obedient. celeste realizes she likes to be obeyed.
or: celeste makes breakfast for a hungover silver.
or: i don't know how to flirt i just done called this girl puppy
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12 Oct 2026
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T4T Spiderpool Yuri but Fluff by Cinnynom
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
11 Oct 2026
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Piper and Willow find their way back to each other after a long night. The city keeps its usual noise while they choose something quieter.
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12 Oct 2026
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T4T Spiderpool Yuri but Smut by Cinnynom
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
11 Oct 2026
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Two masked women who already know each other’s scars find a different kind of fight on a quiet rooftop. The city keeps spinning while they decide what to do with the space between them.
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12 Oct 2026