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Fuck, Marry, Kill (or, how Usopp becomes the best matchmaker of the sea without really trying) by adietxt
Fandoms: One Piece
14 Oct 2018
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Everyone wants to marry Zoro. Hypothetically. Sanji can’t believe everyone would pick that useless patch of growing mold over him, and considers killing Zoro. Not hypothetically.
He has a list on why Zoro would be the Worst Husband Ever, not that he spends a lot of time thinking of a (purely hypothetical!) situation where he is married to Zoro, fuck you very much.
(a.k.a, the one where Usopp invented Fuck, Marry, Kill.)
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Bookmarked by Lizzy_Missy
08 Sep 2025
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As punishment for disrespecting a minor goddess, Odysseus gets cursed to see the worst traumas, pain, and memories of his closest friend. Athena isn't worried about this. After all, Polites has had a fairly sheltered life.
Wait– why is Odysseus calling her name?Series
- Part 1 of Brainwashed Athena AU
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Bookmarked by Lizzy_Missy
01 Apr 2025