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i'm just a friend of a friend (and i would like to be all over you) by sweetsweetdays (pe_pe_peperoncinocandy)
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
06 Apr 2023
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In which Mo Ran is catfished by someone using Xue Meng's dear Chu-laoshi's pictures on tinder but, welp, now he's too invested to let this beauty go and wants to pursue the real one. Xue Meng is not amused.
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- 5/5
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14 Feb 2026
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and who will predict an unpredictable love? by sweetsweetdays (pe_pe_peperoncinocandy) for Lyzze
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
01 Aug 2023
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Despite, well, all the bad parts, Mo Ran's new apartment's got some perks: the size of it—enough to fit a whole family; the proximity to his job—no more getting home from work way past 1 AM; and his neighbor—65, bitchy, surprisingly kind, slim waist hidden under all those hideous clothes, insanely flexible--
Yeah, Mo Ran likes his new place just fine.
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12 Feb 2026
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and this fire in my veins by citruspromenade
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Nov 2020
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“I’m going to kill you,” Feng Xin says furiously, glaring at the dismembered corpse of the incubus. “It fucking bit me – you were supposed to have my back, you piece of shit – it fucking bit me!”
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(or: Feng Xin has an amazing time.)
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26 Jan 2026
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The Four Ds of Apparition (or: Destination, Determination, Deliberation, and Dicks) by eidheann, firethesound_HP_archive
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jul 2015
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After transferring to the Apparition Department, Harry's life becomes one big dick joke. And all his friends are arseholes. So is Malfoy, but what else is new? AKA Harry Potter and the
eighteentwenty dicks.Series
- Part 1 of Dick Chicken
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23 Jan 2026
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Every Step You Take by glacierdust for Nasobem
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
19 Aug 2020
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Someone is following Chu Wanning around.
Chu Wanning never thought of himself as particularly interesting, so he just chooses to ignore it. That person may have taken this as encouragement and starts getting bolder in his actions.
Normal people might call the person a stalker, but Chu Wanning is not so sure... an "unconventional" suitor, perhaps?
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- Part 1 of I'll Follow You To The Ends of the World
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08 Jan 2026
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Laoshi, pay attention to me (and not to my shitty packer) by the_empty_pen
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
17 May 2025
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Mo Ran is departing on a classtrip with his beloved literature teacher, Chu Wanning, with his main goal being to seduce him. Whether or not he will succeed is sadly not only up to him and his emotionally constipated teacher (who clearly likes him back, Mo Ran swears), but also by his very unsexy packer that isn't really a packer. A poor trans man has to make do with what he can afford, okay?!
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- Part 2 of T4T Ranwan Smut
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08 Jan 2026
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just a playdate (to you) by soft_wanning
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
26 Jan 2021
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As he looked right into his eyes, Chu Wanning’s soul felt like it was being pierced right in the middle. It hurt immensely, made him feel incredibly small and defenceless against the man who stood before him in his power and glory. The man who remained well-dressed and composed while Chu Wanning was a mess of rumpled clothes and lips swollen red.
Then his soul shattered at what Taxian-Jun said next.
“I want you to be my plaything.”
[Chu Wanning comes into an arrangement of sorts with Taxian-Jun, his boss.]
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06 Jan 2026
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glitter dusted glasses by A_Viscari
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
14 Feb 2025
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The people Chu Wanning relates to most are shoujo protagonists, and he would rather die before letting anyone find out.
He would also die to get merch, though.
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28 Dec 2025
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a pseudonym to fool him (he couldn't have made a worse move) by sweetsweetdays (pe_pe_peperoncinocandy) for runyuz
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
29 Oct 2021
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In which Mo Ran decides to test his husband by creating a fake IG account, Taxian-jun, and hitting on him.
All is well until Chu Wanning texts back.
Translation to Russian by lonicclarc here 🩷🩷
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28 Dec 2025
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Something had shifted beneath the mountain. It changed as Feng Xin watched the cursed shackle nearly suck Mu Qing dry, and it hit him.
He doesn’t want Mu Qing to die.
It’s a small realization, and perhaps a silly one, but since then, it curls along the edges of Feng Xin’s heart, tightening its grip whenever he looks at Mu Qing, whenever Mu Qing sneers and insults him and reminds Feng Xin that he really should have trusted him.
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28 Dec 2025
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with your arms around me by dumbhusky for Relenita
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
11 Feb 2023
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Chu Wanning would never dare to dwell too much on this thought, but black does really favor his shizun’s figure, much more than the sect’s blue and silver. His robes are perfectly tailored to flatter him from his broad shoulders down to his slimmer waist and long legs. The collar of his shirt is always open indecently, no matter the occasion, and today, under the bright autumn sun, Mo Ran’s sun-kissed skin shines with a light sheen of sweat. A familiar and habitual sight, yet it feels like an eternity has passed since Chu Wanning last saw his shizun like this.
“A-Ning,” Mo Ran greets, the smile in his voice as deep as the dimples on his face.
Sent away to help with farming, Chu Wanning and Mo Ran find it harder to ignore their feelings and increasing indecent thoughts.
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22 Dec 2025
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You Take Me By the Heart When You Take Me By the Hand by UnhookedStar
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 May 2021
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Liu Qingge knows that as smart as he is, Shen Yuan is often startlingly oblivious to the implications of his actions. Liu Qingge has learned this the hard way after years of obsessing over countless overly familiar casual gestures. However, while Shen Yuan's sense of personal space has always been practically nonexistent, he's been even more sticky than usual lately. He keeps casually touching Liu Qingge; brushing his hair out of his face, randomly reaching out and patting his head, leaning in close to say something and never leaning away again. The other day, Shen Yuan had held his hand. In public.
Or, Liu Qingge has no idea why Shen Yuan has been acting so much more familiar with him lately, but all of this casual touching is starting to push at the limits of his self control.
Meanwhile, Shen Yuan just wants to know when his boyfriend is finally going to kiss him.
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01 Dec 2025
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Feng Xin and the Haunted Sex Temple by sesera for wildestranger
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Dec 2019
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Feng Xin is going to kill Hua Cheng for getting them into this mess. Right after he finishes fucking a suddenly incredibly horny Mu Qing, but not because he wants to or anything.
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30 Nov 2025
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what i want from you is sweet by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Apr 2023
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There’s something building up inside Hua Cheng, a heap of troublesome desires. They’re inconvenient, shameful, crude. They make his straightforward nature complicated. They’d be better off sealed away forever, if it weren’t for one big problem.
When Xie Lian kisses him hard enough, Hua Cheng slips into a trance.
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11 Nov 2025
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Reconstruction by twopercent_milk
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
07 Aug 2022
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Are Japan’s Top Duo a Little TOO Close?
By Taneo TokudaBotched marriages, murder allegations, and now...A NEW ROMANCE? Endeavor and Hawks SPILL ALL in an EXCLUSIVE interview.
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30 Oct 2025
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hunger by tagteamme
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
04 Jan 2025
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Chu Wanning knows his place. In the cultivation world, it’s a lofty one, his abilities putting him high above others. In the hearts of those around him, it’s inverse. He is too cold for anyone to look at him with warmth, much less touch him.
That knowledge is tested when he's sent on an assignment with Mo Ran to exorcise a lust-fuelled ghost gone mad.
“You’re fucking kidding me,” Mo Ran swears as his eyes sweep over the two long gashes along Chu Wanning’s side, his face complicated. “What, you were just going to rinse this off?”
“I can take care of myself,” Chu Wanning tries, though he catches a glimpse of Mo Ran’s hands and finds himself craving their touch. As if reading his mind, Mo Ran reaches forward with his other hand, his fingertips brushing the skin right beside the claw marks.
To his utter mortification, Chu Wanning lets out a small but audible whine. Mo Ran’s fingers pause and Chu Wanning hopes whatever poison must be seeping through his bloodstream, kills him.
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26 Oct 2025
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and blue as can be by Nonymos for galwednesday
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Feb 2025
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After years of frustrating service from Shang Qinghua, Mobei-Jun takes the opportunity to explore his servant's dreaming mind, hoping to finally find evidence of a plot to betray him.
What he finds is... not that.
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25 Oct 2025
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airplane view of the self by Nonymos for galwednesday, wheelsauce, was_adamant
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 May 2025
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Airplane Shooting Towards The Sky gets a do-over.
Aha, that first go was pretty traumatic, but surely everything will be much easier this time! Surely the System won't mess it up for him! Right? Right?
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- Part 1 of AVOTS & Extras
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- 27/27
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02 Aug 2025
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common fellows by tagteamme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Jun 2024
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Someone is writing lurid tales about Shang Qinghua and Mobei Jun. Shang Qinghua races to find out who the author is so that he can suffocate them before Mobei Jun comes across one of the perverse books or worse— reads one.
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27 Jul 2025
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Done and Dusted by trufflehargau
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
11 Aug 2024
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“You want me to pay you what I pay in rent to clean a 600 square-foot apartment.”
“Every day! Spotlessly! And laundry,” she added spontaneously. “And I’ll take out the rubbish. And…and I’ll cook! I mean, I can’t cook much but I can do, like, toast, in the morning. If you want.”
He Xuan waited for her to finish. “And presumably while you’re doing all these things, you’ll be wearing this outfit.”
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Shi Qingxuan's gacha gaming habit has left her unable to pay rent. How to convince her grumpy roommate to help her out? Offer to be his maid for a month, costume and all.
(Even she's shocked when he actually takes her up on it.)
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26 Jul 2025