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    Bilbo Baggins is going on an adventure and along the way he might just learn that being respectable isn't all it's cracked up to be. A look into how Bilbo got to know and befriend the dwarves and maybe, just maybe, come to care for one in particular. Slow burn Bagginshield, rating may change.

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    03 Oct 2026

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    Bilbo gets annoyed at Thorin for whatever reason and ends up slapping him.
    Thorin and co are stunned, but not as stunned as Bilbo when he learns that slapping is a very dedicated proposal in Dwarf customs.

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    24 Sep 2026

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    Bilbo is irritated at Thorin for whatever reason and decided to express it the Hobbit way. Except the Hobbit was is subtle as hell, like overseasoning their food constantly addressing them formally, giving them gifts that are unsuited to them or sized wrong, the kind of stuff that can be really easily misinterpreted to people not aware of the implications
    So to Thorin, Bilbo's irritation comes off as courtship attempts
    Saw this on tumblr

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    21 Sep 2026

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    Bedsharing is common sense amongst the dwarves. Heating the cold stone of Ered Luin is difficult and resource intensive, not to mention sleeping with kin is considered a marker of safety and closeness.

    Sometimes, despite their penchant for producing hoards of faunts, even hobbit couples don't share beds, especially in the upper class families. It's common sense. Your spouse might snore or wake up for breakfast earlier than you. Sleeping with friends or family once you're no longer the youngest of faunts? Unheard of, and odder than Rudagar's rutabaga-shaped back mole besides.

    Or: Bilbo is very confused, and the company doesn't understand and insists.

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    20 Sep 2026

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    fill for prompt on hobbit_kink:

    "Dwarves grow an excess of hair because their natural body temperature is very low. Hobbits on the other hand are like miniature furnaces. This is discovered on a particularly chilly night and the dwarves all bicker over who gets to cuddle with the hobbit for the night."

    As far as each of them were concerned, the hobbit was theirs to cuddle at night. Everyone else in the company was welcome to find their own.

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    20 Sep 2026